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I have had a fun week so far with the various pigeons that continue to be foot soldiers in my army of idiots. I always love to laugh and make you feel insecure, weak and pathetic. My latest lab rat is Tormented Fool… For the last few days I have awoke to nice tributes from this idot telling me how he stays up late looking at my photos and drooling while his wife is in the next room. His latest email made me laugh.. he said he cannot help spending all his money on me and will have to tell his wife to become more frugal. Newsflash to all you married fuckers, YES you can tell your wives to cut back so you can spend MORE on ME. I dont care if you have to get a second job to support your Jackie habit! Its not my fault you are caught up in my web and your world is spinning out of control, thats the way I LOVE IT! So Tormented Fool, I know you are reading this you fucking idiot… I want you to have your nylons ready and I took some time this morning to re-write a old song from my favorite time era The 1950s… wish I was alive back then and if I was, then this singer would of been my next husband… This is what you fucking turds will NEVER look like or sound like… yum yum Ricky Nelson what a total HOTTIE.. anyways Tormented fool… THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!! I have changed the words around LOL just FOR YOU FOOL!! Scroll down for the You Tube video and you can sing along with the these words LOL

TORMENTED FOOL
Originally sung by The babe Ricky Nelson
Words wrangled by Mistress Jackie

I used to play around with nylons that made me make that call,
But when I met Mistress Jackie I knew that I would fall.

(chorus)
Tormented Fool oh yeah, I was a fool, uh huh..

She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She’d hold me close and laugh at me while rubbing her nylon thighs.

Tormented Fool oh yeah, I was a fool, uh huh..

She told me how she hated me and that we’d never part,
And so for the very first time she kicked me in the heart.

(chorus)
Tormented Fool oh yeah, I was a fool, uh huh..

The next day she was gone and I knew she hated me,
She left me with a broken Dick and won her victory.

(chorus)
Tormented Fool oh yeah, I was a fool, uh huh..

I’d played this game with other Dommes but I never thought I’d see,
The day that someone else would play Nylons foolish game with me.

(chorus)
Tormented Fool oh yeah, I was a fool, uh huh..

Alex from Norway was the most exciting sissy cross dressing freak ass bitch I have talked to in ages! How wonderful to have a freak crossdresser that is so hardcore he owns a fucking rubber arm he uses to shove up his ass!!! we had a wonderful session and Alex likes to go to the bath houses in Norway and pick up on men. She wears her girl clothes and changes in the locker room and gets humiliated and then goes on the prowl for some cock LOL I cannot wait to talk to you again Alex.. PS your REAL name is BEAUTIFUL!! but as promised I wont put it up :)

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I am a Marine Corps woman myself but I have been having a lot of fun with my blackmail boy SSGT. Rangerboy who is currently in Iraq. SSGT. Rangerboy knows he is going down the tubes really fast.. I am waiting for that application Rangerboy so move your ass before I have to do more drastic measures HAHAHAHAHA see I can control people who are half way around the world… from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli :)

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The fat fucking Candyman has been stuffing his face all weekend with ICE CREAM SUNDAES!!!
Yep big fat Candyman is getting fatter by the minute! Pretty soon they will need a crane to take him out of his house. He bought 10 litres of ice cream (hes in Denmark hence the litre measuring) and ate it all in two fucking days. I made him do a weigh in LOL he HATES when I make him get on the scales because he whines and huffs and puffs but he is my pet fucking pig and he will never ever be set free….. he has now tipped the scales at 410 LBS!!!! Im so proud of fat and disgusting I have gotten this dumpy fuck!! His next goal weight is 425. If he keeps eating like I have instructed he will be there very soon!! The second call I got from him over the weekend he was all excited because he woke up with a hard on. Now first of all, who fucking cares? he wanted me to be all happy because he has E. D. yep he cannot get hard. I knew he wanted to jerk his fucking cock off so I told him NO NO NO NO… hahahaha the third call I got he was pissed off because I wouldnt let him jerk it, I told him to drown his sorrows in another big fat pile of ice cream, a fat mans delight! Candyman is so much fun to fuck with.. Ill keep you all posted on his weight gain progress, it seems this slob has a big fan club of readers.

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What a fantastic busy week! You boys are really calling me up with some very fun and dark dirty desires and secrets! Lets face it when you want the best in phone domination you know who to call! I have soooo much fun doing verbal bashings, phone humiliation, forced cock sucking, small penis humiliation, cuckold boys in training and all the evil dark confessions you have in the back of your mind that you are too scared to let out in the open.

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Lets talk about my newest pigeon… my Tormented FOOL. I know he is reading this and looking at the photo above of the sexy nylons. Tormented FOOL called on his way home from work and drove around in circles to stay on the phone with me. He confessed his dark secrets of being tortured many years ago by a Domme who made him drop out of college so he could work while forcing him to sign up for credit card accounts and she put his ass in control top pantyhose and put him in debt for $20,000. Fool left me wonderful feedback and my evil laugh has drawn him back into that time period. He admits he is spiraling out of control and cannot help himself, he has crawled into the long line of sub boys who worship me and his next step is to start his SLOB training hahahahahah he will be unatractive and also wear his pantyhose to work. He has to wear CONTROL TOP ONLY! why you ask? because it pushes on his pathetic loser hard on and only gives him half a orgasm LMAO! This pud puller got sooo worked up he went into the local grocery store and jacked off in the Mens room. I was dying with laughter listening to the other customers taking a piss and washing their hands probably wondering what the fuck this idiot is doing locked into the shitter talking on the phone… yep he pretended he was talking to someone at work, such a pussy but sooo much fun to Torment and FUCK OVER. I cannot wait for the games to continue.

Obedientsub sure got his eyes full this weekend as he sat and played my world famous Jack off game!! He also bought many of my private photos and tormented himself with them begging for more! I love playing pay to view games with you boys and Im always happy to hear about how much you love my videos.

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My sexy boot boy from Scotland, LOVED the accent! he had a pair of boots with him and her fucked the boots on the floor and jerked off until he popped out a puddle on the boots.. he wanted to eat his cum but chickened out at the last moment, thats ok, once you are in my trap and call back more and more their is NO escape from me!

I want to thank my DVD buying slave for getting me all six seasons of OZ and the new show Mad Men…. I just finished watching Weeds season three and just finished the last of OZ. I love things about Prison life, this series was fantastic and never boring! I see on my wishlist you have bought more dvds, thank you *GH* you are the best!

Update on the Candyman………………..
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As many of you have read, I have the Candyman chained up and eating like a fucking pig till he went back to work yesterday. I spoke to him on Saturday and he was whining about being locked into the chains and being kept as a pig. I had him get on the scale and he tipped it at 399 lbs!!! My goal is to keep him fat and unattractive. This jerk off has never had sex with ANYONE but his hand and suffers from E.D. yep he cant get it up! HAHAHAHAHA anyhow the Candyman was one pound from his goal weight of 400 lbs. He told me not to sound so happy that he has gotten so disgusting. Im VERY happy and I have mindfucked his ass into eating and drinking beer and turning into a total sloppy asshole. I asked him how his furniture is holding up, he said his bed is starting to creak and make funny noises, I would say he is cracking the foundation in his house LOL. I had this fat fuck call me on Sunday… and drum roll please….
he weighed in at 404.3 lbs of BLUBBER! what a fucking fat pile of shit!! I had him popping beers and I could just FEEL his scared and shamed vibes all the way from Denmark. He was whining and telling me his work clothes do not fit. I dont care and told him to wear them no matter how tight and stupid they looked, it is not as though anyone cares or wants to check his fat ass out! Monday… yesterday was the pigs first day back to work after laying around for two weeks doing nothing but EATING. He said it is very hot in Denmark right now and the office he works in has no air conditioning, now me being a very air conditioned type of woman cannot understand or fathom sitting in a room that is not climate controlled. Anyways this fat ass is sweating and dripping all over the place because hes so huge and he can hardly take the heat. I asked him what he had eaten so far and he told me two big bowls of Oatmeal, a triple sized hamburger with fries, 2 gallons of Pepsi and five Mars bars…. can you even imagine putting such crapola in your mouth? No wonder hes getting to be the size of a BLIMP. My next goal I have set is 425 lbs. I imagine the slob looking like the below photo… so disgusting.

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This week and weekend has been a total laugh for me. For some reason many of you are off work and drinking and partying and getting fucked up beyond belief! I had someone call up high as a kite and jabber on about anything and everything and he made me laugh so hard I hated to see him go! Yes my new caller from CO had it going on big time drinking Vodka and water to keep himself *hydrated* and then was lighting up his pipe and getting wasted LOL My tequila boy went on cam with his tequila and we played the shot game :) he was doing all sorts of fantastic drunk boy dances and talking and singing it was pure pleasure for me to sit back and watch the show.

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I have been doing a LOT of sessions with the Candy man. As most of you know I am getting him as fat as possible because this sack of shit is a fat, loner, pig, idiot who does emotional eating to pass the time LOL This is what he ate one day and tell me if it does not scream FAT ASS

This Danish slob had not called me in a few weeks and actually took it upon himself to go on a DIET. He was riding his bike and walking without my permission. Right now the blubber butt weighs in at a nasty 378 lbs, my first goal I have set for him is 400 lbs. I asked him how his bike riding experience went and he said he is so fat he had to put extra air in the tires LOL The bike is now for SALE because he is not allowed to ride it or do ANY type of workouts. He is to drink Beer and stuff his face and that is it! The Candyman sent me a lovely birthday tribute and I know it takes away from his Candy fund but OWELL, I am much more important then his food and I should be number one in his life since he has no friends.

I have always been interested in other languages, I like to make this buffalo butt scream things in Danish out his window. I had yelling *I have E. D.* in Danish and he sounded so fucking pathetic I was laughing my ass off! I have also learned the word for PIG is SVIN so this is the Candy Svin!!! I also had him yell out *I am a fat slob* and then it sounded like he was going to start fucking crying and he was scared the neighbors would hear (which was the whole idea you fucking idiot) so I let him stop and had him go shopping for food. The Candyman is on a *holiday* as they call it in Europe and is off for two weeks. He is to go NO WHERE and only do training with me the entire time. He asked if he could go ride around in his car and I told him no, that would be a total and complete waste of gas and resources. Candyman admitted to me he had gone to weight watchers 3 times and all three time he F A I L E D because he loves to stuff his fat face. This is the email I got from him after I had him set his clock. He got up and ate food every two hours and gulped down Beer.

Dear Miss Jackie

I did sleep until 11 this morning. With breaks at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,

So 5 times i was up to eat and drink

Every time i did eat 2 slices of bread with butter and chocolate. And drinked 1 beer.

It was easy to sleep again every time !

Wow i am in so much troubles so much out of control. That will happen after 8 more days with alcohol in my blood all the hours of the day. And the anti exercise program just sitting and moving as little and slow as possible. And all the food … I will be so HUGE

Candyman

As you can see the Candyman is a total slob and when I make him eat things on the phone he sounds like he is at The last Supper. Candyman showed me some beautiful photos of Denmark, I loved looking at The Mermaid photo and the village shots but he refuses to show his fat face which is fine because I already know he is ugly and looks like the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
This cream puff told me he wants me to keep him in chasity and also told me he had bought chains and locks and I immedietly told him to lock his fat ass up so he had limited movement around his house. He can get to the kitchen and the couch and the bathroom and his bedroom but he cannot walk around or try to workout. This way I have him on a Anti workout program which should get him up to his first goal of 400 lbs. I picked out his TV shows last night and had him watch a old James Bond movie. Now as we all know James Bond no matter WHO has played him has always been a total babe, hard body and can get pussy without even trying. I told Candyman I bet he wished he was James Bond and that no matter how much weight he MIGHT lose that he will always have a small dick and woman DO NOT like small cocks. I love teasing the Candyman about small penis humiliation. I told him that his new name is 00 Fat Ass because he could N E V E R be 007.

Todays session was great, I had Candyman tied up and eating a ENTIRE JAR of Nutella.. which is really a yummy snack but I had him take a spoon and eat it right out of the jar and he sounded like he was having sex by the noises he was making eating all that crap!! LOL tonight his dinner is a full pound of sliced beef and enough rice to feed China.. dig in fat ass.. and drink that beer.. because being fat, drunk and stupid is a wonderful way to be!!

I took some time off to relax and basically go on a trip to visit another Domme for our big birthday bashe’s. We had a fantastic time using and abusing subbies who were at her mansion 24/7 on a private island off the coast of Greece. Greece is beautiful and I always enjoy the food and the people and how pretty the water is. I am back now and will be available till Friday then I am off for the holiday weekend. I am wondering where my *MB* is… he promised a birthday suprise but so far no dice, get your ass in gear faggot before I hunt you down and destroy you for LIFE! hahaha I want to thank the mystery person who sent flowers to my house everyday and also I got two large crates from Venice, Italy full of Italian goodies. I am a huge Italy fan and everyday I wish the Sopranos was still on :) I have to now talk about the Candyman… he called two days in a row and is the fattest pathetic piece of shit on the planet. This fat fuck lives in Denmark and is on my *special* diet. If you want to see the diet you can scroll down to the email he sent me. I found this video and thought about how fat this fucktard has gotten.. Candyman now weighs 354 lbs of fucking blubber. This video is NOT of the candyman but it still reminds me of the all the emotional eating fat fucks on the planet earth lol

I had the Candyman eating his famous bread with chocolate slices on the phone, I got to hear him stuff his fat face and act like he was having a orgasm as he chowed down like it was his last meal, the noises he made I will never forget! this dumb fuck was complaining how hot it is in the summer and I told him NO MORE FANS.. I also told him to leave the flies alone that are flying around his fat stomach and biting him. If he was not sweating and stinking then the flies would not be in his house, can you imagine flies gathering around you because you are a pile of blubber? hahahahaha Candyman called back the next day to say he had eaten a entire large pizza by himself. He likes to stuff his face because he has ED and is still scared to go to the doctor and tell the doctor about his *little* problem. I had him drinking vodka out of the bottle and told him not to eat the bottle no matter how tempting it sounded or looked. I told Candyman that soon he will look like Jabba the Hut from Star Wars, a big fat pile of crap with no sex life in the future! Im hoping to talk to the Candyman soon so I can update on how much more weight he has gained! I am available for calls and online sessions all day today, monday, tuesday, wednesday and Thursday… I hope everyone has a great fourth of July!!

The cards and presents are already rolling in my way, my birthday is June 22nd and it seems like i just had one! Thank you so far to the following people for making me sooo happy that my big day is coming! MK, Jules, mrmystery, cumwhipper, Mark, UK Andy, littledick timmy, NY Mike and SDF you all have really surprised me with your generous gifts!! I love anything and everything you boys buy so if you want to treat me on my big day you can shop for me on my wishlist or send a gift certificate to jackiecontrolsu@yahoo.com my wishlist is located to the right hand side of this blog and if you scroll down to the SPOIL ME section you can see what gift cards I like!! someone is also sending me flowers everyday since June 1st… my house smells amazing right now with all the roses… whoever you are I love the flowers!! Oh and if anyone really wants to score it big with me you can send me the below man wrapped in a box wearing NOTHING LMAO…. I am going on a vacation for my birthday from June 19-27th…. Im looking forward to a nice jaunt in Greece!! Thanks to everyone who has donated to my birthday fund in the forms of tributes.. you know who you are :) Im available all week long so if you want to have a great session pick up the phone or get me on messanger!!

I can tell from the flood of calls that you boys have missed me while I was gone last week. I hope all of you had a great Memorial Day weekend and none of you did anything stupid LOL I want to thank *VR* for the fantastic pool party he paid for and the donation he made for new sexy swimsuits and summer outfits from Victorias secret.. your such a good little pay puppet *VR*.

Funbuns called last week and he was in shackles. He pissed off his parole officer again and she got pissed off and put him in shackles to teach him a lesson for being such a smart mouthed whore! I did get him in his famous stirrups he has on his bed and we fucked him up the ass with his favorite dildo like the bend over bitch he is! Thank you Funbuns for always making me laugh and have so much fun during our sessions.

The Candyman.. poor Candyman is in dire straits right now…his bank yanked his Visa card and changed it to some funky shit from Denmark and now he cannot call till he gets another card.. he is depressed and desperate wanting to get a hold of me and continues to stuff his fat face as directed by me. Fat, lonely and no pussy makes a very bad combination LMAO hope to talk to you soon Candyman.

Cumface… Im sure you are stuck in financial fuckery and thats why I have not heard from you, I know you do read my blog so I want to say that many of your followers or shall I say mine have been asking about you and want to know when you will be back in action sucking cock after cock in those stinky, dirty, cum stained booths hahahahahaha.

Lilian~ A new sissy in my Sissy school who is the perfect little Miss Manners. Miss Manners has more sexy lingerie then I do as well as shoes and that is A LOT!!! I want to thank Miss Manners for all the shopping spree and spa certificate she sent to me, you rock girlfriend!

Today is Friday and I will be taking calls all weekend long. If you lack privacy I also do online chat sessions via yahoo messanger. This is a fantastic way to get around the wife or girlfriend and we can have a LOT of fun! for those of you who keep asking YES I will watch YOU on cam!!
hope to talk to you soon.


Super busy and have not had time to update my blog! but Im back and ready for action! Ive been taking tons of calls and lots of instant message sessions from airports, bedrooms, hotel rooms and offices while you boys are on the job!!

Dorky Dougie called a few weeks ago and he was soooooooooo much fun!!! he likes to imagine being on one of my flights and being in the bathroom on the plane and wacking off his pathetic dick while I tell all the other flight attendents about what a Loser he is!! He also wants to wear a big *L* on his forehead while on the plane LOL always a great and fun caller!

Easytomilk~ My Italian Moron… OMG he so easy to fuck over and tease! he has almost completed my Boobalicious Jack off game and I got to finally talk to him on the phone all the way from Rome, I love listening to his accent and the way he drools over my photos while jerking his dick, he is a true Jackie worshipping machine.

Funbuns~ Well funbuns has been missing and now I know why. Funbuns popped off at his parole officer and was thrown back in jail for two months solid. His parole officer knows how bad he wants to be thrown in general population so she made it a point to make sure the bitch boy was in solitary confinement again LOL when he called me he had on his gay blue spandex tights and still has those stirrups he put on the end of his bed so he can spread his slut legs and be a pussy boy while being slammed by his dildo dong. He had one more request before we got started that made me laugh… he requested a last phone call before being put in his *cell* a little funny jailhouse humor and thats what I love about Funbuns hes such a funny BITCH.

I got a call from Ted the big black cock lover, some of my favorite calls include you fags that worship and love big black cock. You see big black cock rules the world, it fucks your wives and girlfriends and you can NEVER compare to it, Ted cannot get enough of big black cock and he is off to get some for real and will report back very soon with all the cum filled details, what a cumslut he is.

Small dicked guy, with three inches, you know who you are OMG I was dying laughing at him. He is considering paying out the ass for penal implantation of his pathetic cock, I told him that at best because hes so fucking small that he could only go up to 6 inches because the surgeon would need MORE SKIN to give him a real mans cock which I consider to be 9 INCHES or above! this guy had me rolling telling me about the forms he had to fill out and one of the questions was how big are you now? he was suppose to fax these documents back to the office but he pussied out like a bitch and now he is trying to get up the courage to step outside his pathetic world and get the surgery done.

The Candy Man~ My fat ass from Denmark, well he called a few days ago and then started whining about how much money he spent on his call, guess what? I DONT FUCKING CARE, you dont have a life, you have no wife or girlfriend so if I cut into your fatboy food budget I dont give a shit! Candy Man did leave me a nice tribute but needs to start telling me when he needs to end his session, that goes for everyone I speak with. I do not try to keep you on the phone for hours and hours, I understand people have things to do and budgets to keep so dont ever call me and think Im going to try and fuck you over by keeping you on the phone with mindless and pointless chatter, thats why I have such a high customer fan base.. Im a Pro at what I do! anyways candyman send this menu that he has been doing LOL

Morning
10 ounces of oatmeal
1 or 2 ounce of sugar
about 1 qt whole milk
1/2 stick of butter ( just startet with this) taste great

Lunch
pitza or burger with french fries

Dinner
2 pound lasange
or
mcdonalds drive in big size french fries milk shake and a 1 quater pounder burger and 2 hamburgers

and then the mars bars not less than 5

This fat fuck has gained super poundage from doing this special diet I have him on LOL he was already drinking Carlsberg Beer early in the day and had drank 4 by the time I got him on the phone, he drinks two of them every morning before going to work, total slob he is. He now weighs in at a disgusting 331 lbs of blubber. He cannot button his pants and begged me to let him slow down on his *diet* I told him NO, hes a fat slob and he does emotional eating so fuck him, I hope he blows up. Funny thing when he called he had on a big fat man sized tshirt and his underpants… he does not wear any pants in his house because they do not fit and they are too fucking tight LOL He told me with summer coming he is worried about the hot weather because he refuses to wear shorts because his legs are soooo fucking nasty.

Did I mention before that Candyman also has E. D.??? yep his cock is broken and will not work and he is too fucking scared to go to the doctor about it LOL he cannot get his tiny dick to get hard and he is soo embarressed about it he would just die to see this on my blog for the entire world to read!!!! Check out this fat ass dancing.. it reminds me of my Candyman!

I will be available all weekend long so catch me while you can!!! I will take calls everyday till Thursday and then I am off to a motorcycle race for memorial day..if any of you are racers I would love to talk to you as I am very active and a umbrella girl for some of the riders!!

From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

Bitch Joanie was a total fun call. I love talking to forced fem sissy bitches wh ohave to clean, cook and fluff up their wives boyfriends cocks while being dressed up like a total and complete whore. Joanie has great manners and made me laugh whle telling me her tales of what she has to go through everyday and I think his wife is fantastic for forcing it upon him!!

Sissy2be~ I wrote about her last week and she called yesterday telling me she went to the adult store and bought her dildo. The clerk finally had to ask him what he was looking for and what kind of things he would be doing. He told the sales girl Beth that his Miss Jackie had sent him down to get a dildo and she took him to a nice selection of ones that have balls and a suction cup to put on the headboard or the wall!!! very nice choice!!! We have officially started our cocksucking lessons and sissy did a great job and asked about the movie booths that were in the adult store. i told sissy that as soon as she masters the art of cock sucking we will move her on to the booths. I always enjoy talking to Sissy2be and look forward to taking her further into sissyhood.

THE CANDY MAN from Denmark… OMG ROTFLMFAOPMP… this fat piece of shit called me two times yesterday because he is fat, lonely and ugly and woman hate him. He eats five Mars bars a day and said the prostitutes do not even like him LMAO. The fucker sent me a tribute and I was laughing because it took away from his CANDY FUND HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Here are the Candy Mans stats… 5 feet two inches tall weight 312 fucking pounds of blubber. He loves when I make fun of how fat and nasty he is and oh shock shock he has a tiny small pecker. I told him I was going to keep him eating till he blows up lol. He was eating the most revolting snack yesterday.. I told him to get his chocolate stash out and you know what he gets? He starts putting GOBS of fucking butter on bread and THEN puts big gobs of chocolate for the *sandwich filling* OMG I about barfed listening to him eat like a fucking slob and I made him eat three of those and then he started complaining to me that he had JUST eaten a ENTIRE pan of lasanga. I asked the fat ass why didnt he buy a single serving size and he told me its cheaper to buy a family size box.. nice excuse lard ass but guess what? you ate the entire thing so you didnt save MONEY. This fat ass says he HATES dieting and eats big huge burgers and fries everday at his job and then stuffs his face as soon as he gets home. He uses food to comfort himself because woman RUN from him and he wonders WHY that happens LOL anyways he called back later on last night and told me he had some vodka with him. He said he loved my recording I have about forced intox so I made him do vodka shots while we were on the phone and he was whining that it was late in Denmark (WOW 8 pm!!! what a party boy this sack of shit is!!) but then would turn around and complain he DIDNT want to go to bed that he wanted to keep talking to me the Goddess… hahahaa I have taken the words from a favorite movie of mine Willy Wonka and changed them for my new fat CANDY MAN LOLOLOL

Now here are the lyrics that Ive added my own changes LMAO just for this fat ass caller!!

Who likes to call Miss Jackie
could it be you?
Cover your fat ass in chocolate
and gain a pound or two

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes his world taste good

Who can take a Hamburger
gulp it with a sigh
Soak it with some coke
and eat a bunch of French fries

The candyman?

: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes the world taste good

Your fat ass makes
Everything you bake
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your disgusting wishes
Your such a fucking pig you eat your dishes.

Who cant go on a diet
Because hes a fat slob
Cries and eats till tommorro
And plays with his little knob

The candyman

The Candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it cheap vodka
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman is a nasty fat slob.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you :)

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.

This month is really flying by and Ive been so busy talking to you boys that I have not had time to update. I want to thank my losercashcunt for all the movies you bought me. i expect you to keep emptying your wallet because you know your purpose in life is to gaze at my photos and keep on buying me things off my wishlist. Ive had a lot of really FUN calls this month….
Vinnie from NY is my new ass eating slave. He knows his place is under my nice round ass and loves to sniff it and lick it and thats as close as he will EVER come to being around my body!

Superstud~ I have a wonderful Superhero who has promised me a photo of him and his get up LOL this superhero wears a silver mask with a silver thong and he worships woman and I am the evil Dominator that forces him to suck cock because cum out of a prick is his weakness. Ive had two really fun phone calls and I ALWAYS WIN dont I superstud? hahahaha

Little squirt boy~ We had a great session and then he called back whining and complaining about his mac computer not opening my movies, he was bitching like a woman and trying to say it was my buttons that were not working HA! what a dumbass! I have tons of boys that buy my hot movies every single day with no problem! he called back the other day with a attitude and got a date with the dialtone… remember your place in my world shit stain or you get banished REAL quick!

My pink pantie boy~ I love this guy because he sends me tribute after tribute after tribute, he will do anything for me and we have a ton of fun playing pay to view email games back and forth and he says I am the most beautiful woman on Niteflirt and I know he worships the ground I walk on. Thank you freak boy for spending money on me like its no big deal!! your type is so rare these days and I appreciate all the money you spend on the Goddess of your humilation dreams.

Sissy2be~ Has joined my cock sucker program. This is the most polite 21 year old I have ever met and he has now began his journey into the world of Jackies sissy slut school and is going to buy a dildo, actually two, one for his ass and one for his mouth so I can teach him to suck cock before his big debut with a real man. Sissy you have fantastic manners!

I am taking calls everyday for the rest of the week including Saturday and Sunday. Keep sending me gift cards and shop for me as that is a fantastic way to get my attention for extra freebies :) I am your Goddess and should be pampered and spoiled. Its also now pool time and Id love some new bathing suits… I got two the other day from muttKK and they look sooo good on me! muttkk check your email as I posted photos of me wearing them and then stripping out of them. Well boys I have a cam show to watch… talk to you all later!


Today has been super busy and also very entertaining. I have heard from all you boys that are bored stuck in cubicle hell telling me of all the little pranks you are playing at work and it makes me thankful I am not stuck in some shitty office throwing paper airplanes with stupid messages attached to them. Ive had a busy last two weeks and want to recap some of the fun things Ive done.

My Italian goober fuck from Tuscany Italy named Julius..I finally got to talk to him on the phone live and he was such a blubbering idiot that he wanted to pay to talk on messanger instead. Thats fine with me because I can sit back and not have to work as hard trying to listen to you as you try to stammer along with your shitty stories LOL he cannot believe how greedy I am and how much of a bitch I am. I got a great big fat Amazon gift card from this dumbass and I have spent it on a bunch of books and dvds that I have been wanting to get. I would love to smash this idiot in the balls with my pvc pointed toe boots that another fleabag bitch has just bought for me who wants to remain nameless and shameless.

I had Steve call and put on a really hot jack off show for me, he had a really nice package BUT didnt last very long hahahaha he was a sweet guy with great manners and hope we can do it again real soon.

My blackmail bitches have been scared into forced cock sucking, forced truck stop loitering and a million other fun things that I come up with. One dipfuck got so scared he bought his contract out with me and now I am going power shopping with all that hard earned cash!! thanks alot Allen, you are the dumbest!!!

My UK whore Michelle tried to call today BUT HAS NOT FULLFILLED HIS OBLIGATIONS WITH ME. One thing I am not is STUPID.. do not try and send me ill spelled emails with all these fucking excuses why you cannot do this or that.. I was not born yesterday and your stupid stories fall on deaf ears as there are way more pigeons that will pay and do what they are told instead of wasting time on a cheap cunt like you. Go shopping on my wishlist like you were told a year ago you dumbass and then I will resume your training.

Where is Cumface you ask? well he is MIA once again along with Clitia… I really thought Clitia would fullfill all the contests we spoke about but so far this faggot is hiding but he knows that my claws are sinking in deeper and deeper and he is DOOMED. Cumface is probably stuck in Suburbia Hell with his stupid wife in the way..but thats not my fucking problem either LOL

Well boys until then… be good and give me a call so we can get you trained to obey!

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