Candyman~ The Candyman called me from out of the blue. For those of you who do not know, The Candyman is one of my fat assed, small dicked, ugly losers who has ED and turns to food for comfort. I make him eat enough food for 10 people and put him on a non workout program haha! Candyman dissapeared on me for a bit, but now is bigger and fatter then ever! The Candyman is up to 505 lbs of raw, blubbery, disgusting fat!
The Candyman let me know that since he has NEVER been with a woman (and at the rate he is going, I dont see that in his future EVER) he went and bought a 9 inch Dildo and a butt plug. This double bubble bitch confessed that he cannot get enough of having his asshole played with and fucks himself over and over like the creep he is. The Candyman also has a very embarressing medical condition called ED…. yep old Canders cannot get it up LOL He is so ashamed that he will not go see a Doctor about it. I send a virtual laugh in your face Candyman You know you love me…..

I got to talk to Big Tony last week. It has been a long time since Big Tony has come around and he is truly a delight to talk to on the phone. Big Tonys girlfriend likes to fuck real men as there is nothing really Big about Tony LOL. Big Tony told me what he has been doing and the best part was when one of his girlfriends guys heard about the chasitity device he was wearing and said *hey let me see your jail* LMAO hope to talk to you again real soon Big Tony… you rock!!

I had the shock of my life when a HOT guy showed up on cam! The guy looked just like Derek Jeter and was just amazing to talk to. I love a man who can hold a conversation, and entertain me and make me laugh. He is from Canada and Im thinking I may need to move up there as it seems that is where all the hot guys are. Mr. Airplane as I call him has a small pricklet and can only fuck in the missionary position (B O R I N G) that must really suck to be you!! had a great time, looking forward to thrashing you again.

Funbuns called and was being a mouthy fuck. He is still on a special program where he goes to jail on the weekends. He takes pleasure in seeing the all female staff at the jail and knows if he is bad and resists that he will be told to SPREAD EM BITCH. Fun Buns always has something wild going on and I look forward to hearing about his latest ass fucking.

Blue7~ Thank you for getting wasted last night and doing that five hour call. I loved watching you make a total and complete ass out of yourself while you were on vacation. How does your head feel today? LOL I enjoyed our online shopping extravaganza!! You know I love Versace!!! thanks for all the prezzies, you made my month

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I know a lot of you remember the fucking faggot *Clitia* that called last year and gave me killer material to produce one of the funniest blog updates I have ever done. Clitia was a bit of a jackass this time and I have no idea why the fucker ended up getting shitty and hanging up BUT that is ok. I deal with you assholes everyday and when you act like a cunt you just get moved to my shitty customer list (yes I REALLY do have one!) Clitia had a very sissy, pussy, prissy outfit on. He likes to wear lots of bows and had on white thigh highs with faggy bows on the top, crotchless panties and a pair of fag sparkle blue shoes. I want to see these shoes LOL I am sure they are the prize of the day!!!

Raceman~ This is a semi new caller who tried to get away with something and he ended up payig $3000.00 to unblock his ass!! Yep, I dont fuck around! Raceman has set it up so I can go to a F1 race of my choice this year over in Europe, and he is paying every dime of the trip. I love to travel and love to be outdoors doing fun activities. I am lucky to have wonderful subbies who treat me and spoil me I will be available till Thursday then I will be gone Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Miss Jackie is off on a baseball trip WOOHOO!!!! So catch me while I am still here! oh and Bo Bo…. you really shouldnt of have sent me that Diamond bracelet…. the necklace would be PERFECT with it!! hahaha.

Oh and dont be caught *parking* LOL I love these old movies!!

My Tormented Fool called a few weeks ago. He tries to call and then hide from me but he has admitted he is hooked for life. You see my voice has a very hypnotic effect on people that turn them into drooling dumb dumbs lol. I always enjoy my time with Tormented Fool and YES you are going back to the store for the nylons!!

FunBuns is now out of jail!!! Funbuns called me from his home where he is under house arrest. The bitch continues to dress like a little jailhouse bitch and tries to razzle up his probation officer on a daily basis. Funbuns surprised me by going out and buying a new 13 inch dildo. I only hope that his PO does not find it as he is not allowed to leave his home. Funbuns is the big bitch with the big buns who loves to take it up the ass as much as possible. Welcome home Fun Buns LOL

Everyone favorite fat ass loser has come jiggling back my way. If you do not know who I am talking about, this is the Candyman from Denmark. Candyman is a HUGE FAT loser who uses food for comfort. He is a virgin and will remain a virgin for the rest of his life. The Candyman has tried to go on diets but has failed over and over again. I made him do what he hates the most… get his lard ass up on a scale and tell me his weight. The Fat Fuck now weighs in at 488 lbs of blubber. Can you imagine being that nasty?? I asked the pig what he had eaten that day. He ate a entire pan of Lasagna, a box of chocolate ice cream, a box of Vanilla ice cream, two full bars of Ritter Sport chocolate and a entire pizza with regular coke. Can you say disgusting?? Can you say NO SELF CONTROL??? I love to make the Candyman twitch and moan and cry on the phone while I torture him and brain wash him to eat MORE FOOD. Blobby boy Candyman now claims he is going on a diet…again… ya right. I always enjoy our sessions together. He makes me laugh at the visual pictures of him stuffing his face and getting bigger and bigger by the minute. Keep on eating you fat pig!

Ginger~What a fantastic and fun filthy pig! I want to thank Ginger for the Sense Memories of James Dean DVD that you bought me. You are too kind to spoil me with that eye candy!!! I love talking to this filthy whore. She is a black dildo sucking, collared by me bitch and we have the best times together!! One thing I really love about Ginger is she keeps it real. We can talk about ANYTHING under the sun and we never get tired of each other. Below are some photos the whore sent to be put on my website. Thanks Ging!!

Now what can you do for your fitness test? Stop eating like a pig and get your ass out and start working out. Walking out to get the mail does NOT count as a workout lard ass!

I got to talk to Ginger on Sunday and I had SOOOOO much fun!! Ginger invited me to go to Hedo in Jamaica with her. Ginger is a super super super fun call! Never is in a hurry and I always do mind games and hypnosis with her and it gets her every single time!!

I had Mark call for the first time and he was sooo embarressed because he has E. D. yep the warthog cannot get it up LOL on top of having E. D. he also has a tiny tool and is a member of my small penis platoon. The Platoon is getting so big I will soon have to section it off into Alpha Co. Bravo Co and HQ CO. Mark you were a real treat and I loved hearing your stories of sucking big black cocks.

Funbuns called twice from Jail. The guards continue to thrash him with the night sticks and fuck him up his bitch ass!! I have him talking like a robot saying * I am funbuns the big bitch with the big buns* he has to say that to every single person he comes into contact with. Last call we did Funbuns was heading for isolation for two weeks and then he is suppose to get out of the can. Funbuns has been wearing a womans tight one piece bathing suit lately and I am sure it makes him look like a real tool. I am taking today (Tuesday the 10th) off but will be available Weds, Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun. If you need a special time please let me know by contacting me through NF email. Oh and THANK YOU *D* for the Victorias Secret card!!! wow $600 for St. Patties Day!! you are the best!!! catch you boys later.

Funbuns called me from jail the other day. He has been mouthing off to the guards and they have a plan of attack on his ass this week! I hope to hear them as they take their batons and shove them up his ass! He is a bad little bitch who always keeps me in stiches on the phone.

Many of you ask if I will do online sessions via your cell phone or computer. The answer is YES. I have lots of clients that do business this way that do not have total privacy. Feel free to set this up with me via email.

Jim~ It was fantastic to talk to you again. Love someone that remembers the Pan Am days

I will be available for the rest of the week as well as all weekend. Contact via Niteflirt email if you have a special time you need.

Tormented Fool is back. The phone rang the other morning and I had a feeling it was him. You see the fool can only call while he is driving to work. Fool does admit he stays up late at night and drinks beer and makes sure his wife is asleep while he stares at my photos. Fool is in a shitstom with me right now because the idiot threw away the two pairs of nylons I had him buy last month. Guess what Fool? Your ass is going back and getting two more pair to play with! Fool tries sooo hard to stay away from me but the truth is he says as soon as he hears my voice he cannot help himself. Fool turns into mush and the battle he has of trying to stay away from me is quickly lost LOL I look forward to torturing him even further.

*D*~ WOW had to be the most polite freakboy I have talked to in a long time! *D* used to be a body builder and LOVES humiliation. He went on cam for me and had a lot of concern if I would post his face on my website. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BOYS. I am not some stupid, wannabe that calls herself *Mistress* then takes your most personal info and photos and shows it to the world. I speak with a lot of high end proffesional clients and would never do anything to disrupt your boring life. I have many of your addresses, cell phone numbers, photos ect. That is why I have raving feedback because I am a true Dom, not one of these fake losers who are trying to make a quick buck off of you. I had *D* do his body builder poses LOL it was hysterical to watch him on cam. He had a great selection of things he brought to the session. The best thing was his wifes dildo, that he claimed did not work… I had him turn it on and guess what? IT WORKED!! See that shows you that his wife has fresh batteries in the damn thing and is having a ball fucking it, because *D* doesnt have the horse power cock he wishes he had! I look forward to talking to you again *D* and hopefully next time you will not be interrupted.

The Candyman~ Yep back for more abuse. I put The Candyman on a very very very strict diet. He followed it for two days and then quit. That shows me right now that The Candyman will NEVER lose the weight he has piled up on his fat ass. I made the Candyman do what he hates most and that is a LIVE weigh in!! he is up to 475 lbs of blobby blubber. The Candyman has asked/begged me for a more *Gentle* diet, he says mine was way to hardcore. But guess what lard ass? YOU NEED HARDCORE if you plan on shaking some of that digusting fat off your ass! Sooo since you have complained I am going to only encourage you to get fatter and fatter till you blow up you fucking loser! HAHAHAHA I love talking to the Candyman and listening to him whine and piss and moan about how his life sucks, it must really be shitty to be you Candyman.

FunBuns~ Yep the good ole Funbuns called me from Jail. He was awaiting punishment from the female warden that rules the prison. His punishment is very fitting… a 16 inch strap on right up his pussy ass!! I wish I was there to do it myself!! Funbuns you always make me laugh!!! I hope she got you good!

CumPuppet~ Cumpuppet did a nice long session with me and then flaked out… I dont want to hear your fucking excuses on WHY you flaked. I found out that Cumpuppet used to work at golf course. I asked him what he did and he said *I was Outside Operations* ok so Im thinking to myself he drove a desk and was piled up to his ass in paperwork. WRONG!! Cumpuppet was a fucking Cart bitch!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA To you non golfers this is the kiss ass that follows you around all day and gets you drinks,food, whatever you want Cumpuppet the Cart Bitch will get you!! He tried to lie and make it sound soooo extravagent. He also tried to name drop with a MLB team but that didnt impress me either. I

Cumpuppet #13 fucked up on his last session with a spelling error so I forced him to sing the ABC song…. OMG LOL what a show!! I made him jerk off while singing and he cannot do both at the same time haha! You see Cumpuppet is a stuck up asshole so this is very hard for him to do these humiliating things and I laugh the entire time. I told him that from now on he had to put in a PPR… (Puppet Plan request) if he planned on doing any outings. I will put in here that as I write this, Cumpuppet seems to have dissapeared and is going to get thrashed when he comes back.

I found out that Cumpuppet used to be married. He gave all sorts of lame ass excuses why it did not work out. I am guessing it is because he is so fucking boring WHO would want to be stuck with him? I asked Cumpuppet what else he owned besides his dildo and was surprised to find out he had a bottle of *Zodiak love oil, Carmel Chocolate fondue flavor* LMFAO I about died and made him read the bottle over and over again!! He said he used it for his *erotic massages* he gave his last girlfriend. I was laughing so damn hard I had tears coming out my eyes. I told Cumpuppet I wanted him to do a advertisement for the oil and I thought I would piss my panties listening to his stupid fucking sales pitch. Cumpuppet was dumb enough not to check his account before calling and one thing I HATE is to be interupted by the robot woman. I made him beat his ass with a comb for being so fucking stupid and I made him slap his face. I then had him shove his dildo up his ass and suffer while I let him get the stockings out that he has been DYING to hold. Cumpuppet bought a pair of my stockings from me and has been sniffing the envelope for a week hahaha! I had a lot of fun winding Cumpuppet up with the stockings and I want to say thank you for the beautiful candle you bought me, it is lovely and it is the way you should be treating the one and only ruler in your pathetic life. Also I want to let everyone know that Cumpuppet likes to hang out at the local sex shop. This is where he gets all his gear including admitting to have bought a blindfold and a pair of handcuffs *yawn* I also would like to tell everyone that he also rents all his porn at this store… L O S E R.