Entries tagged with “jackie”.


Are you having a good time? with your friends and your french wine… I love this song..its playing on my computer right now, viagra 100mg it was on the soundtrack in the movie *Driven* and also played on a episode of scrubs. Ok lets see… Candyman… fat..nasty..gross..fucking disgusting.. I talked to this fat dumpy fuck on 8/24/08 and made him weigh in. He HATES when I make him get on the scale.. I had him up to 423 lbs of fat LOL he was whining about being so fat, I told him to shut the fuck up, no one would date him if he was skinny so whats the fucking difference? Candyman has NEVER been with a woman, never had a girlfriend or anything hahahaha what a loser!! so he feeds his soul and his body with junk food. I would also like to report this lard ass F A I L E D to complete the Olympic training I sat down and gave up time to type out for him… L O S E R… never again!!! I then talked to him on 8/27/08 and he was up to 427 lbs. My new goal for him is 450 lmfao! he was all embarressed and frazzled and ready to cry.

Candyman likes to eat and boy does he eat! He is under my orders to stuff his fat face all day long and get bigger and bigger till he cannot move. The other day he ate three large bowls of a Danish dish called *old Bread* its basically bread, sugar and water cooked on the stove… very fattening and his weakness so I encourage him to stuff it down his throat. The next day he called back and told me he had eaten three fucking Cordon Blues.. umm hello fat ass thats enough for three fucking people!! He also had eaten NINE Mars bars. I also found out this fuckstain does NOT brush his teeth everyday. You talk about fucking nasty? with all that food and junk and sugar the shrek does NOT brush his teeth!!! EWWWWW nasty!!! I have ordered him he better brush those nasty teeth every fucking day or else I will no longer talk to him anymore… I can smell his rotten breath over the phone all the way from Denmark YUCK MOUTH!!! Minus the beard this is what I imagine he looks like hahahahahaha

My crackwhore is dissapointing me. I LOVE talking to him when hes all fucked up and listening to him as he drools over my black cuck party stories. I have to say he did not do what he promised and Im not going to be writing about him till he pulls his head out of his ass!! Always the fun ones that come and go 🙁

Many of you have asked about Cumface… he is still MIA… and I know its because he is stuck in Suburbia hell….. CUMFACE ring me up you dumb fuck!! I miss our Manhatten gloryhole adventures LMAO

My rangerboy who is over in Iraq is being such a good boy. I have his full blackmail application and a picture of him in his uniform. He made his first payment to me on time like a good boy 🙂 he doesnt want me to start posting his personal information so Im sure I will have no problem with him. My ranger will be back home in 26 days and only lives a short two hour drive from me. Rangerboy tried to lie and say he beat a Marine in wrestling… look Ranger boy.. you could not wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag LOL!!! your so much fun to fuck with!! kisses ranger boy!!

Tormented fool………. you try to hide… you try not to read this blog… your an addicted tormented fool even though you think you are hiding… you are not 🙂 I have another song for you bitch LOL This is one of the most beautiful songs that I have heard and one of my favorites..its from the 1950s but then thats my favorite time period…. this is for you Tormented asshole!! As always words below have been changed to go with this song and for all my Tormented losers of the world 🙂 soo while your hiding in your car driving around…Dream a little Dream of me…………cant wait till next time.

Nothing shines bright above you;
Night breezes seem to whisper I HATE YOU
Bitches bowing down to service me
Dream a wet dream of me.

Say nighty-night and kiss me;
Just kiss my ass and tell me you’ll miss me.
While YOUR alone, blue as can be,
Dream a wet dream of me.

YOUR fading but I linger on, dear—
Still craving my ass….
I’m longing to thrash you till dawn, dear,
Just saying this…

Sweet dreams till dildos find you—
Sweet dreams that leave all nylons on you.
But in your nightmares whatever they be,
Dream a little dream of me.

Your fading but I linger on, dear—
Still craving my ass
I’m longing to thrash till dawn, dear,
Just saying this…

Sweet dreams till dildos find you—
Sweet dreams that leave all nylons on you.
But in your nightmares whatever they be,
Dream a little dream of me.

Some of you puppets are having a hard time buying my movies and accessing my games… I dont know whats wrong because others are not having that issue. IF You are having problems getting to my movies, or buying a membership or my photos ect EMAIL ME ON NITEFLIRT and tell me WHAT you want to buy and I will send you a pay to view till I get this unfucked.
My Tormented Fool came crawling back. You see I have this special hypnotic voice I can use to brainwash people. Thats how I get my fools to do what I want, about it
buy what I want, pay what I want and entertain me when I want. I got to talk to Tormented fool three times in two days. The fool admits he is a helpless creature when it comes to me and the photos that I torture him with. Fool knows he can trust me that I wont fuck him over, like all my other high profile clients, I wouldnt be where I am today if I played stupid games with my boys 🙂 if you want to deal with a mature proffesional and not some fly by night phone op only in it for a quick buck, give me a try and see how much you can have. Just ask my long list of Fools… once you snap the trap their is no turning back. Thank you Fool for the tribute you sent me, you can just tell your wife to cut back and be more frugal, I actually do not care what you have to tell her, I come first in your life 🙂

I want to thank someone that does not want his name mentioned, as promised I wont, BUT I will thank you in public. Thank you for the case of Salt City candles. I am a HUGE candle lover and usually buy Yankee Candles but these are sooooo much better!!! also thank you for the Starbucks gift basket 🙂 You really know how to brighten up a girls day!

Candyman~ Yep the fat ass continues to trudge along in his desperate and lonely life. I made him weigh in again on the phone LOL The Candyman HATES weigh ins and is now up to 440 lbs of fucking fat!!!! W O W that is soooo disgusting and sooo nasty!! but it doesnt matter! I have agreed to let him stop gaining and just maintain this weight. The best part is we all know that binge and emotionally fucked eaters like this idiot cannot stay away from food. Instead of having a nice bike ride or going out for a run or doing some yoga or kickboxing he stuffs his face. I was laughing my ass off the other day because he waddled into the local bakery and told me he does not want the ladies behind the counter to think the cake he is about to buy is for him so you know what the dumb ass does? HE BUYS TWO!!!!!!!! hello.. stupid fucktard that only makes it worse!!! You should hear how excited this toad gets when I send him to McDonalds… omg its like a pig that has not eaten in a week!! he makes disgusting noises and actsl like he is at the last supper, grunting and groaning YUCK!!!! Today he called and told me he started smoking lol he thinks it will help him lose weight, he says people out at parties always look like they are having fun smoking (wtf?) I asked him WHAT century was it that his fat ass was at a party, I could tell that stung like a bee and he told me it was years ago.

I told Candyman he needed to start hanging out at bars and clubs and trying to meet woman, you see the Candyman is a V I R G I N and has NEVER EVER been with a woman LOL I want the Candyman to get out in the world and mingle with the ladies…..I told him to go out tonight and see what kind of action he can drum up.

I met a new guy who was very interesting. He was hiding in a underground room that his wife does not know about in the backyard… some sort of 1950s bomb shelter or some shit like that.. he went on cam and boy did he own the coolest and creepiest hardcore fetish stuff! we had a great fetish call and it reminded me of the movie kiss the girls… speaking of movies I have a stack to watch! Thank you *HR* and *jill* for all the boxed sets… Ill be busy for days trying to watch them all!! speaking of watching…click below for a small little teaser video montage of me 🙂

View this montage created at One True Media
My Montage 9/13/08

From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

Bitch Joanie was a total fun call. I love talking to forced fem sissy bitches wh ohave to clean, mycoplasmosis cook and fluff up their wives boyfriends cocks while being dressed up like a total and complete whore. Joanie has great manners and made me laugh whle telling me her tales of what she has to go through everyday and I think his wife is fantastic for forcing it upon him!!

Sissy2be~ I wrote about her last week and she called yesterday telling me she went to the adult store and bought her dildo. The clerk finally had to ask him what he was looking for and what kind of things he would be doing. He told the sales girl Beth that his Miss Jackie had sent him down to get a dildo and she took him to a nice selection of ones that have balls and a suction cup to put on the headboard or the wall!!! very nice choice!!! We have officially started our cocksucking lessons and sissy did a great job and asked about the movie booths that were in the adult store. i told sissy that as soon as she masters the art of cock sucking we will move her on to the booths. I always enjoy talking to Sissy2be and look forward to taking her further into sissyhood.

THE CANDY MAN from Denmark… OMG ROTFLMFAOPMP… this fat piece of shit called me two times yesterday because he is fat, lonely and ugly and woman hate him. He eats five Mars bars a day and said the prostitutes do not even like him LMAO. The fucker sent me a tribute and I was laughing because it took away from his CANDY FUND HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Here are the Candy Mans stats… 5 feet two inches tall weight 312 fucking pounds of blubber. He loves when I make fun of how fat and nasty he is and oh shock shock he has a tiny small pecker. I told him I was going to keep him eating till he blows up lol. He was eating the most revolting snack yesterday.. I told him to get his chocolate stash out and you know what he gets? He starts putting GOBS of fucking butter on bread and THEN puts big gobs of chocolate for the *sandwich filling* OMG I about barfed listening to him eat like a fucking slob and I made him eat three of those and then he started complaining to me that he had JUST eaten a ENTIRE pan of lasanga. I asked the fat ass why didnt he buy a single serving size and he told me its cheaper to buy a family size box.. nice excuse lard ass but guess what? you ate the entire thing so you didnt save MONEY. This fat ass says he HATES dieting and eats big huge burgers and fries everday at his job and then stuffs his face as soon as he gets home. He uses food to comfort himself because woman RUN from him and he wonders WHY that happens LOL anyways he called back later on last night and told me he had some vodka with him. He said he loved my recording I have about forced intox so I made him do vodka shots while we were on the phone and he was whining that it was late in Denmark (WOW 8 pm!!! what a party boy this sack of shit is!!) but then would turn around and complain he DIDNT want to go to bed that he wanted to keep talking to me the Goddess… hahahaa I have taken the words from a favorite movie of mine Willy Wonka and changed them for my new fat CANDY MAN LOLOLOL

Now here are the lyrics that Ive added my own changes LMAO just for this fat ass caller!!

Who likes to call Miss Jackie
could it be you?
Cover your fat ass in chocolate
and gain a pound or two

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes his world taste good

Who can take a Hamburger
gulp it with a sigh
Soak it with some coke
and eat a bunch of French fries

The candyman?

: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes the world taste good

Your fat ass makes
Everything you bake
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your disgusting wishes
Your such a fucking pig you eat your dishes.

Who cant go on a diet
Because hes a fat slob
Cries and eats till tommorro
And plays with his little knob

The candyman

The Candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it cheap vodka
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman is a nasty fat slob.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you 🙂

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.
Super busy and have not had time to update my blog! but Im back and ready for action! Ive been taking tons of calls and lots of instant message sessions from airports, view
bedrooms, misbirth
hotel rooms and offices while you boys are on the job!!

Dorky Dougie called a few weeks ago and he was soooooooooo much fun!!! he likes to imagine being on one of my flights and being in the bathroom on the plane and wacking off his pathetic dick while I tell all the other flight attendents about what a Loser he is!! He also wants to wear a big *L* on his forehead while on the plane LOL always a great and fun caller!

Easytomilk~ My Italian Moron… OMG he so easy to fuck over and tease! he has almost completed my Boobalicious Jack off game and I got to finally talk to him on the phone all the way from Rome, angina
I love listening to his accent and the way he drools over my photos while jerking his dick, he is a true Jackie worshipping machine.

Funbuns~ Well funbuns has been missing and now I know why. Funbuns popped off at his parole officer and was thrown back in jail for two months solid. His parole officer knows how bad he wants to be thrown in general population so she made it a point to make sure the bitch boy was in solitary confinement again LOL when he called me he had on his gay blue spandex tights and still has those stirrups he put on the end of his bed so he can spread his slut legs and be a pussy boy while being slammed by his dildo dong. He had one more request before we got started that made me laugh… he requested a last phone call before being put in his *cell* a little funny jailhouse humor and thats what I love about Funbuns hes such a funny BITCH.

I got a call from Ted the big black cock lover, some of my favorite calls include you fags that worship and love big black cock. You see big black cock rules the world, it fucks your wives and girlfriends and you can NEVER compare to it, Ted cannot get enough of big black cock and he is off to get some for real and will report back very soon with all the cum filled details, what a cumslut he is.

Small dicked guy, with three inches, you know who you are OMG I was dying laughing at him. He is considering paying out the ass for penal implantation of his pathetic cock, I told him that at best because hes so fucking small that he could only go up to 6 inches because the surgeon would need MORE SKIN to give him a real mans cock which I consider to be 9 INCHES or above! this guy had me rolling telling me about the forms he had to fill out and one of the questions was how big are you now? he was suppose to fax these documents back to the office but he pussied out like a bitch and now he is trying to get up the courage to step outside his pathetic world and get the surgery done.

The Candy Man~ My fat ass from Denmark, well he called a few days ago and then started whining about how much money he spent on his call, guess what? I DONT FUCKING CARE, you dont have a life, you have no wife or girlfriend so if I cut into your fatboy food budget I dont give a shit! Candy Man did leave me a nice tribute but needs to start telling me when he needs to end his session, that goes for everyone I speak with. I do not try to keep you on the phone for hours and hours, I understand people have things to do and budgets to keep so dont ever call me and think Im going to try and fuck you over by keeping you on the phone with mindless and pointless chatter, thats why I have such a high customer fan base.. Im a Pro at what I do! anyways candyman send this menu that he has been doing LOL

Morning
10 ounces of oatmeal
1 or 2 ounce of sugar
about 1 qt whole milk
1/2 stick of butter ( just startet with this) taste great

Lunch
pitza or burger with french fries

Dinner
2 pound lasange
or
mcdonalds drive in big size french fries milk shake and a 1 quater pounder burger and 2 hamburgers

and then the mars bars not less than 5

This fat fuck has gained super poundage from doing this special diet I have him on LOL he was already drinking Carlsberg Beer early in the day and had drank 4 by the time I got him on the phone, he drinks two of them every morning before going to work, total slob he is. He now weighs in at a disgusting 331 lbs of blubber. He cannot button his pants and begged me to let him slow down on his *diet* I told him NO, hes a fat slob and he does emotional eating so fuck him, I hope he blows up. Funny thing when he called he had on a big fat man sized tshirt and his underpants… he does not wear any pants in his house because they do not fit and they are too fucking tight LOL He told me with summer coming he is worried about the hot weather because he refuses to wear shorts because his legs are soooo fucking nasty.

Did I mention before that Candyman also has E. D.??? yep his cock is broken and will not work and he is too fucking scared to go to the doctor about it LOL he cannot get his tiny dick to get hard and he is soo embarressed about it he would just die to see this on my blog for the entire world to read!!!! Check out this fat ass dancing.. it reminds me of my Candyman!

I will be available all weekend long so catch me while you can!!! I will take calls everyday till Thursday and then I am off to a motorcycle race for memorial day..if any of you are racers I would love to talk to you as I am very active and a umbrella girl for some of the riders!!


I can tell from the flood of calls that you boys have missed me while I was gone last week. I hope all of you had a great Memorial Day weekend and none of you did anything stupid LOL I want to thank *VR* for the fantastic pool party he paid for and the donation he made for new sexy swimsuits and summer outfits from Victorias secret.. your such a good little pay puppet *VR*.

Funbuns called last week and he was in shackles. He pissed off his parole officer again and she got pissed off and put him in shackles to teach him a lesson for being such a smart mouthed whore! I did get him in his famous stirrups he has on his bed and we fucked him up the ass with his favorite dildo like the bend over bitch he is! Thank you Funbuns for always making me laugh and have so much fun during our sessions.

The Candyman.. poor Candyman is in dire straits right now…his bank yanked his Visa card and changed it to some funky shit from Denmark and now he cannot call till he gets another card.. he is depressed and desperate wanting to get a hold of me and continues to stuff his fat face as directed by me. Fat, endocrinologist
lonely and no pussy makes a very bad combination LMAO hope to talk to you soon Candyman.

Cumface… Im sure you are stuck in financial fuckery and thats why I have not heard from you, I know you do read my blog so I want to say that many of your followers or shall I say mine have been asking about you and want to know when you will be back in action sucking cock after cock in those stinky, dirty, cum stained booths hahahahahaha.

Lilian~ A new sissy in my Sissy school who is the perfect little Miss Manners. Miss Manners has more sexy lingerie then I do as well as shoes and that is A LOT!!! I want to thank Miss Manners for all the shopping spree and spa certificate she sent to me, you rock girlfriend!

Today is Friday and I will be taking calls all weekend long. If you lack privacy I also do online chat sessions via yahoo messanger. This is a fantastic way to get around the wife or girlfriend and we can have a LOT of fun! for those of you who keep asking YES I will watch YOU on cam!!
hope to talk to you soon.



The cards and presents are already rolling in my way, check
my birthday is June 22nd and it seems like i just had one! Thank you so far to the following people for making me sooo happy that my big day is coming! MK, website like this
Jules, mrmystery, cumwhipper, Mark, UK Andy, littledick timmy, NY Mike and SDF you all have really surprised me with your generous gifts!! I love anything and everything you boys buy so if you want to treat me on my big day you can shop for me on my wishlist or send a gift certificate to jackiecontrolsu@yahoo.com my wishlist is located to the right hand side of this blog and if you scroll down to the SPOIL ME section you can see what gift cards I like!! someone is also sending me flowers everyday since June 1st… my house smells amazing right now with all the roses… whoever you are I love the flowers!! Oh and if anyone really wants to score it big with me you can send me the below man wrapped in a box wearing NOTHING LMAO…. I am going on a vacation for my birthday from June 19-27th…. Im looking forward to a nice jaunt in Greece!! Thanks to everyone who has donated to my birthday fund in the forms of tributes.. you know who you are 🙂 Im available all week long so if you want to have a great session pick up the phone or get me on messanger!!

From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

Bitch Joanie was a total fun call. I love talking to forced fem sissy bitches wh ohave to clean, mycoplasmosis cook and fluff up their wives boyfriends cocks while being dressed up like a total and complete whore. Joanie has great manners and made me laugh whle telling me her tales of what she has to go through everyday and I think his wife is fantastic for forcing it upon him!!

Sissy2be~ I wrote about her last week and she called yesterday telling me she went to the adult store and bought her dildo. The clerk finally had to ask him what he was looking for and what kind of things he would be doing. He told the sales girl Beth that his Miss Jackie had sent him down to get a dildo and she took him to a nice selection of ones that have balls and a suction cup to put on the headboard or the wall!!! very nice choice!!! We have officially started our cocksucking lessons and sissy did a great job and asked about the movie booths that were in the adult store. i told sissy that as soon as she masters the art of cock sucking we will move her on to the booths. I always enjoy talking to Sissy2be and look forward to taking her further into sissyhood.

THE CANDY MAN from Denmark… OMG ROTFLMFAOPMP… this fat piece of shit called me two times yesterday because he is fat, lonely and ugly and woman hate him. He eats five Mars bars a day and said the prostitutes do not even like him LMAO. The fucker sent me a tribute and I was laughing because it took away from his CANDY FUND HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Here are the Candy Mans stats… 5 feet two inches tall weight 312 fucking pounds of blubber. He loves when I make fun of how fat and nasty he is and oh shock shock he has a tiny small pecker. I told him I was going to keep him eating till he blows up lol. He was eating the most revolting snack yesterday.. I told him to get his chocolate stash out and you know what he gets? He starts putting GOBS of fucking butter on bread and THEN puts big gobs of chocolate for the *sandwich filling* OMG I about barfed listening to him eat like a fucking slob and I made him eat three of those and then he started complaining to me that he had JUST eaten a ENTIRE pan of lasanga. I asked the fat ass why didnt he buy a single serving size and he told me its cheaper to buy a family size box.. nice excuse lard ass but guess what? you ate the entire thing so you didnt save MONEY. This fat ass says he HATES dieting and eats big huge burgers and fries everday at his job and then stuffs his face as soon as he gets home. He uses food to comfort himself because woman RUN from him and he wonders WHY that happens LOL anyways he called back later on last night and told me he had some vodka with him. He said he loved my recording I have about forced intox so I made him do vodka shots while we were on the phone and he was whining that it was late in Denmark (WOW 8 pm!!! what a party boy this sack of shit is!!) but then would turn around and complain he DIDNT want to go to bed that he wanted to keep talking to me the Goddess… hahahaa I have taken the words from a favorite movie of mine Willy Wonka and changed them for my new fat CANDY MAN LOLOLOL

Now here are the lyrics that Ive added my own changes LMAO just for this fat ass caller!!

Who likes to call Miss Jackie
could it be you?
Cover your fat ass in chocolate
and gain a pound or two

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes his world taste good

Who can take a Hamburger
gulp it with a sigh
Soak it with some coke
and eat a bunch of French fries

The candyman?

: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes the world taste good

Your fat ass makes
Everything you bake
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your disgusting wishes
Your such a fucking pig you eat your dishes.

Who cant go on a diet
Because hes a fat slob
Cries and eats till tommorro
And plays with his little knob

The candyman

The Candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it cheap vodka
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman is a nasty fat slob.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you 🙂

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.
Super busy and have not had time to update my blog! but Im back and ready for action! Ive been taking tons of calls and lots of instant message sessions from airports, view
bedrooms, misbirth
hotel rooms and offices while you boys are on the job!!

Dorky Dougie called a few weeks ago and he was soooooooooo much fun!!! he likes to imagine being on one of my flights and being in the bathroom on the plane and wacking off his pathetic dick while I tell all the other flight attendents about what a Loser he is!! He also wants to wear a big *L* on his forehead while on the plane LOL always a great and fun caller!

Easytomilk~ My Italian Moron… OMG he so easy to fuck over and tease! he has almost completed my Boobalicious Jack off game and I got to finally talk to him on the phone all the way from Rome, angina
I love listening to his accent and the way he drools over my photos while jerking his dick, he is a true Jackie worshipping machine.

Funbuns~ Well funbuns has been missing and now I know why. Funbuns popped off at his parole officer and was thrown back in jail for two months solid. His parole officer knows how bad he wants to be thrown in general population so she made it a point to make sure the bitch boy was in solitary confinement again LOL when he called me he had on his gay blue spandex tights and still has those stirrups he put on the end of his bed so he can spread his slut legs and be a pussy boy while being slammed by his dildo dong. He had one more request before we got started that made me laugh… he requested a last phone call before being put in his *cell* a little funny jailhouse humor and thats what I love about Funbuns hes such a funny BITCH.

I got a call from Ted the big black cock lover, some of my favorite calls include you fags that worship and love big black cock. You see big black cock rules the world, it fucks your wives and girlfriends and you can NEVER compare to it, Ted cannot get enough of big black cock and he is off to get some for real and will report back very soon with all the cum filled details, what a cumslut he is.

Small dicked guy, with three inches, you know who you are OMG I was dying laughing at him. He is considering paying out the ass for penal implantation of his pathetic cock, I told him that at best because hes so fucking small that he could only go up to 6 inches because the surgeon would need MORE SKIN to give him a real mans cock which I consider to be 9 INCHES or above! this guy had me rolling telling me about the forms he had to fill out and one of the questions was how big are you now? he was suppose to fax these documents back to the office but he pussied out like a bitch and now he is trying to get up the courage to step outside his pathetic world and get the surgery done.

The Candy Man~ My fat ass from Denmark, well he called a few days ago and then started whining about how much money he spent on his call, guess what? I DONT FUCKING CARE, you dont have a life, you have no wife or girlfriend so if I cut into your fatboy food budget I dont give a shit! Candy Man did leave me a nice tribute but needs to start telling me when he needs to end his session, that goes for everyone I speak with. I do not try to keep you on the phone for hours and hours, I understand people have things to do and budgets to keep so dont ever call me and think Im going to try and fuck you over by keeping you on the phone with mindless and pointless chatter, thats why I have such a high customer fan base.. Im a Pro at what I do! anyways candyman send this menu that he has been doing LOL

Morning
10 ounces of oatmeal
1 or 2 ounce of sugar
about 1 qt whole milk
1/2 stick of butter ( just startet with this) taste great

Lunch
pitza or burger with french fries

Dinner
2 pound lasange
or
mcdonalds drive in big size french fries milk shake and a 1 quater pounder burger and 2 hamburgers

and then the mars bars not less than 5

This fat fuck has gained super poundage from doing this special diet I have him on LOL he was already drinking Carlsberg Beer early in the day and had drank 4 by the time I got him on the phone, he drinks two of them every morning before going to work, total slob he is. He now weighs in at a disgusting 331 lbs of blubber. He cannot button his pants and begged me to let him slow down on his *diet* I told him NO, hes a fat slob and he does emotional eating so fuck him, I hope he blows up. Funny thing when he called he had on a big fat man sized tshirt and his underpants… he does not wear any pants in his house because they do not fit and they are too fucking tight LOL He told me with summer coming he is worried about the hot weather because he refuses to wear shorts because his legs are soooo fucking nasty.

Did I mention before that Candyman also has E. D.??? yep his cock is broken and will not work and he is too fucking scared to go to the doctor about it LOL he cannot get his tiny dick to get hard and he is soo embarressed about it he would just die to see this on my blog for the entire world to read!!!! Check out this fat ass dancing.. it reminds me of my Candyman!

I will be available all weekend long so catch me while you can!!! I will take calls everyday till Thursday and then I am off to a motorcycle race for memorial day..if any of you are racers I would love to talk to you as I am very active and a umbrella girl for some of the riders!!


I can tell from the flood of calls that you boys have missed me while I was gone last week. I hope all of you had a great Memorial Day weekend and none of you did anything stupid LOL I want to thank *VR* for the fantastic pool party he paid for and the donation he made for new sexy swimsuits and summer outfits from Victorias secret.. your such a good little pay puppet *VR*.

Funbuns called last week and he was in shackles. He pissed off his parole officer again and she got pissed off and put him in shackles to teach him a lesson for being such a smart mouthed whore! I did get him in his famous stirrups he has on his bed and we fucked him up the ass with his favorite dildo like the bend over bitch he is! Thank you Funbuns for always making me laugh and have so much fun during our sessions.

The Candyman.. poor Candyman is in dire straits right now…his bank yanked his Visa card and changed it to some funky shit from Denmark and now he cannot call till he gets another card.. he is depressed and desperate wanting to get a hold of me and continues to stuff his fat face as directed by me. Fat, endocrinologist
lonely and no pussy makes a very bad combination LMAO hope to talk to you soon Candyman.

Cumface… Im sure you are stuck in financial fuckery and thats why I have not heard from you, I know you do read my blog so I want to say that many of your followers or shall I say mine have been asking about you and want to know when you will be back in action sucking cock after cock in those stinky, dirty, cum stained booths hahahahahaha.

Lilian~ A new sissy in my Sissy school who is the perfect little Miss Manners. Miss Manners has more sexy lingerie then I do as well as shoes and that is A LOT!!! I want to thank Miss Manners for all the shopping spree and spa certificate she sent to me, you rock girlfriend!

Today is Friday and I will be taking calls all weekend long. If you lack privacy I also do online chat sessions via yahoo messanger. This is a fantastic way to get around the wife or girlfriend and we can have a LOT of fun! for those of you who keep asking YES I will watch YOU on cam!!
hope to talk to you soon.


From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

Bitch Joanie was a total fun call. I love talking to forced fem sissy bitches wh ohave to clean, mycoplasmosis cook and fluff up their wives boyfriends cocks while being dressed up like a total and complete whore. Joanie has great manners and made me laugh whle telling me her tales of what she has to go through everyday and I think his wife is fantastic for forcing it upon him!!

Sissy2be~ I wrote about her last week and she called yesterday telling me she went to the adult store and bought her dildo. The clerk finally had to ask him what he was looking for and what kind of things he would be doing. He told the sales girl Beth that his Miss Jackie had sent him down to get a dildo and she took him to a nice selection of ones that have balls and a suction cup to put on the headboard or the wall!!! very nice choice!!! We have officially started our cocksucking lessons and sissy did a great job and asked about the movie booths that were in the adult store. i told sissy that as soon as she masters the art of cock sucking we will move her on to the booths. I always enjoy talking to Sissy2be and look forward to taking her further into sissyhood.

THE CANDY MAN from Denmark… OMG ROTFLMFAOPMP… this fat piece of shit called me two times yesterday because he is fat, lonely and ugly and woman hate him. He eats five Mars bars a day and said the prostitutes do not even like him LMAO. The fucker sent me a tribute and I was laughing because it took away from his CANDY FUND HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Here are the Candy Mans stats… 5 feet two inches tall weight 312 fucking pounds of blubber. He loves when I make fun of how fat and nasty he is and oh shock shock he has a tiny small pecker. I told him I was going to keep him eating till he blows up lol. He was eating the most revolting snack yesterday.. I told him to get his chocolate stash out and you know what he gets? He starts putting GOBS of fucking butter on bread and THEN puts big gobs of chocolate for the *sandwich filling* OMG I about barfed listening to him eat like a fucking slob and I made him eat three of those and then he started complaining to me that he had JUST eaten a ENTIRE pan of lasanga. I asked the fat ass why didnt he buy a single serving size and he told me its cheaper to buy a family size box.. nice excuse lard ass but guess what? you ate the entire thing so you didnt save MONEY. This fat ass says he HATES dieting and eats big huge burgers and fries everday at his job and then stuffs his face as soon as he gets home. He uses food to comfort himself because woman RUN from him and he wonders WHY that happens LOL anyways he called back later on last night and told me he had some vodka with him. He said he loved my recording I have about forced intox so I made him do vodka shots while we were on the phone and he was whining that it was late in Denmark (WOW 8 pm!!! what a party boy this sack of shit is!!) but then would turn around and complain he DIDNT want to go to bed that he wanted to keep talking to me the Goddess… hahahaa I have taken the words from a favorite movie of mine Willy Wonka and changed them for my new fat CANDY MAN LOLOLOL

Now here are the lyrics that Ive added my own changes LMAO just for this fat ass caller!!

Who likes to call Miss Jackie
could it be you?
Cover your fat ass in chocolate
and gain a pound or two

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes his world taste good

Who can take a Hamburger
gulp it with a sigh
Soak it with some coke
and eat a bunch of French fries

The candyman?

: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes the world taste good

Your fat ass makes
Everything you bake
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your disgusting wishes
Your such a fucking pig you eat your dishes.

Who cant go on a diet
Because hes a fat slob
Cries and eats till tommorro
And plays with his little knob

The candyman

The Candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it cheap vodka
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman is a nasty fat slob.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you 🙂

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.

Let the party begin! I have four Pattys Day parties to go to this weekend which will round things out till Monday. That means lots of Guiness, this Baileys and Jamesons whiskey! I always love the parties I go to and this year will be no exception! I have been entertained BIG TIME this week!
Cumface is taking a hell of a beating.. hahaha read his latest feedback here:

I needed to got to a meeting after Miss Jackie had me take 7 awful loads in my face. I pleaded with her to let me cleanup and She made me got to a starbucks bathroom and shove my head in the toilet. She laughed hysterically in my ears as she made me splash and gargle in the awful piss water. My time ranout as I was begging and begging to really cleanup. She said she couldn’t hear me and I didn’t even get the privilege of flushing my pathetic face. I went to the meetings with my face smelling of piss and and ass and cum.

JackiesCumFace Miss Jackie is making me pay and pay for being out of touch. I had to put on green frilly panties and call her from on my knees in a booth with my mouth full of cock. She made me beg to get my face fucked. I sucked and licked endedup dripping in cum. I had to beg to gobble two big dicks at once and almost choked. She made me scream out that i would give a “full service cleaning” and she made me lap at a foul dirty asshole while she laughed and laughed.

As you can see so far Cumface is winning the Loser Leprechaun contest. Clitia who said he wanted to compete has been missing in action and I hope that stupid fag boy calls this weekend to try and get back in the contest. Listening to Cumface suck cock is sooooooooooo funny! I love when I make him eat someones ass out LOL he gags and the guys ALWAYS fart right in this losers face and it makes me almost fall out of my chair!!! I have been promised a photo of Cumface with his stupid ass Pattys Day Costume on and when I receive it I will post it for all to see!!

I got to meet another fantastic caller last week named Maxine. He was a great caller who had a butt plug shoved up his ass and he also owns a pocket pussy named Debbie LOL I am going to have a full wedding ceremony for Debbie and Maxine as soon as she calls back for more freakboy fun!

Mark has come back for more Cuckboy fun! I LOVE telling him all about how his wife fucks big black men behind his back and also in his OWN bed! This guy is always a lot of fun to let the truth be told and he takes it soooooooooooo well haha.

Funbuns is back from Jail!! Poor Funbuns went to Jail and was put in solitary confinement so he could not be the jails bend over bitch for two weeks. Funbuns has stooped to a new low… the slutty faggot put stirrups like in a OB/GYN office at the end of his bed so he can have his legs up high when doing dildo ramming sessions with me on the phone! Funbuns you never cease to amaze me and I always wonder what will you do next?

I do not know what is going on in Sweden but I have had a HUGE influx of callers from these guys! The best one was this worthless, old and lonely piece of shit that bought me TWO beautiful pairs of shoes (they arrived last week) some wonderful perfume and a $100 gift card from Amazon to spend as I wish!!! OMG I LOVED fucking this piece of shit over and taking advantage of him for being so lonely and so pathetic and making him my toy pig! I expect to hear back from this old grey haired fuck ASAP so I can take him down deeper in his lonely pathetic world.

I had ANOTHER Swedish sissy from Gotheburg call and I laughed so hard listening to him dress up like a fairy faggot and do some fun things on the phone for my entertainment! I loved every minute of it and I have the best job in the world!!!

I have a very shy guy from Dubai that calls me, he loves doing cock and ball torture and that is one of my Fortes!! I love it! he tips big and spends big and just sent me some of my favorite goodies from Dublin, Ireland for Pattys Day presents. The jewerly is beautiful, I love the watch and the Inis perfume and shower gel smells lovely on my skin.

Well fuckers I will be here today till its time to go party with my friends! If you have not checked out my hot as hell members area do so by clicking the button and buy a UNLIMITED PASS

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To my Travel boy….. you have been serving me for 7 years now.. you have sent me on beautiful trips and bought me things that are dear to my heart… I told you to read this blog for answers for the trip to Greece and the trip to Japan… the answer is YES, now that I have met you in person many times I know you are not a psychopath… I look forward to our trip to Japan in May.

To the losers out there who are lonely and think they can meet me for a date… I have some bad news for you. Just because you send me a photo of yourself and do a few phone calls and promise to buy me things (but your a jackass and you lie and you never do) does not mean I will automatically meet up with you. I have real time collard slaves that I play with but I did not meet them on the phone. I rarely block anyone but when I do I NEVER unblock them. There is no reason to be such a obessed loser that you have to bother me with stupid questions that have nothing to do with fetish/fantasy play, this is not a dating service asshole! Do you understand me now? If not re-read this again to clear up any confusion.

Today has been super busy and also very entertaining. I have heard from all you boys that are bored stuck in cubicle hell telling me of all the little pranks you are playing at work and it makes me thankful I am not stuck in some shitty office throwing paper airplanes with stupid messages attached to them. Ive had a busy last two weeks and want to recap some of the fun things Ive done.

My Italian goober fuck from Tuscany Italy named Julius..I finally got to talk to him on the phone live and he was such a blubbering idiot that he wanted to pay to talk on messanger instead. Thats fine with me because I can sit back and not have to work as hard trying to listen to you as you try to stammer along with your shitty stories LOL he cannot believe how greedy I am and how much of a bitch I am. I got a great big fat Amazon gift card from this dumbass and I have spent it on a bunch of books and dvds that I have been wanting to get. I would love to smash this idiot in the balls with my pvc pointed toe boots that another fleabag bitch has just bought for me who wants to remain nameless and shameless.

I had Steve call and put on a really hot jack off show for me, Migraine
he had a really nice package BUT didnt last very long hahahaha he was a sweet guy with great manners and hope we can do it again real soon.

My blackmail bitches have been scared into forced cock sucking, bronchitis
forced truck stop loitering and a million other fun things that I come up with. One dipfuck got so scared he bought his contract out with me and now I am going power shopping with all that hard earned cash!! thanks alot Allen, you are the dumbest!!!

My UK whore Michelle tried to call today BUT HAS NOT FULLFILLED HIS OBLIGATIONS WITH ME. One thing I am not is STUPID.. do not try and send me ill spelled emails with all these fucking excuses why you cannot do this or that.. I was not born yesterday and your stupid stories fall on deaf ears as there are way more pigeons that will pay and do what they are told instead of wasting time on a cheap cunt like you. Go shopping on my wishlist like you were told a year ago you dumbass and then I will resume your training.

Where is Cumface you ask? well he is MIA once again along with Clitia… I really thought Clitia would fullfill all the contests we spoke about but so far this faggot is hiding but he knows that my claws are sinking in deeper and deeper and he is DOOMED. Cumface is probably stuck in Suburbia Hell with his stupid wife in the way..but thats not my fucking problem either LOL

Well boys until then… be good and give me a call so we can get you trained to obey!
This month is really flying by and Ive been so busy talking to you boys that I have not had time to update. I want to thank my losercashcunt for all the movies you bought me. i expect you to keep emptying your wallet because you know your purpose in life is to gaze at my photos and keep on buying me things off my wishlist. Ive had a lot of really FUN calls this month….
Vinnie from NY is my new ass eating slave. He knows his place is under my nice round ass and loves to sniff it and lick it and thats as close as he will EVER come to being around my body!

Superstud~ I have a wonderful Superhero who has promised me a photo of him and his get up LOL this superhero wears a silver mask with a silver thong and he worships woman and I am the evil Dominator that forces him to suck cock because cum out of a prick is his weakness. Ive had two really fun phone calls and I ALWAYS WIN dont I superstud? hahahaha

Little squirt boy~ We had a great session and then he called back whining and complaining about his mac computer not opening my movies, visit this site
he was bitching like a woman and trying to say it was my buttons that were not working HA! what a dumbass! I have tons of boys that buy my hot movies every single day with no problem! he called back the other day with a attitude and got a date with the dialtone… remember your place in my world shit stain or you get banished REAL quick!

My pink pantie boy~ I love this guy because he sends me tribute after tribute after tribute, more about
he will do anything for me and we have a ton of fun playing pay to view email games back and forth and he says I am the most beautiful woman on Niteflirt and I know he worships the ground I walk on. Thank you freak boy for spending money on me like its no big deal!! your type is so rare these days and I appreciate all the money you spend on the Goddess of your humilation dreams.

Sissy2be~ Has joined my cock sucker program. This is the most polite 21 year old I have ever met and he has now began his journey into the world of Jackies sissy slut school and is going to buy a dildo, buy cialis
actually two, one for his ass and one for his mouth so I can teach him to suck cock before his big debut with a real man. Sissy you have fantastic manners!

I am taking calls everyday for the rest of the week including Saturday and Sunday. Keep sending me gift cards and shop for me as that is a fantastic way to get my attention for extra freebies 🙂 I am your Goddess and should be pampered and spoiled. Its also now pool time and Id love some new bathing suits… I got two the other day from muttKK and they look sooo good on me! muttkk check your email as I posted photos of me wearing them and then stripping out of them. Well boys I have a cam show to watch… talk to you all later!

Let the party begin! I have four Pattys Day parties to go to this weekend which will round things out till Monday. That means lots of Guiness, this Baileys and Jamesons whiskey! I always love the parties I go to and this year will be no exception! I have been entertained BIG TIME this week!
Cumface is taking a hell of a beating.. hahaha read his latest feedback here:

I needed to got to a meeting after Miss Jackie had me take 7 awful loads in my face. I pleaded with her to let me cleanup and She made me got to a starbucks bathroom and shove my head in the toilet. She laughed hysterically in my ears as she made me splash and gargle in the awful piss water. My time ranout as I was begging and begging to really cleanup. She said she couldn’t hear me and I didn’t even get the privilege of flushing my pathetic face. I went to the meetings with my face smelling of piss and and ass and cum.

JackiesCumFace Miss Jackie is making me pay and pay for being out of touch. I had to put on green frilly panties and call her from on my knees in a booth with my mouth full of cock. She made me beg to get my face fucked. I sucked and licked endedup dripping in cum. I had to beg to gobble two big dicks at once and almost choked. She made me scream out that i would give a “full service cleaning” and she made me lap at a foul dirty asshole while she laughed and laughed.

As you can see so far Cumface is winning the Loser Leprechaun contest. Clitia who said he wanted to compete has been missing in action and I hope that stupid fag boy calls this weekend to try and get back in the contest. Listening to Cumface suck cock is sooooooooooo funny! I love when I make him eat someones ass out LOL he gags and the guys ALWAYS fart right in this losers face and it makes me almost fall out of my chair!!! I have been promised a photo of Cumface with his stupid ass Pattys Day Costume on and when I receive it I will post it for all to see!!

I got to meet another fantastic caller last week named Maxine. He was a great caller who had a butt plug shoved up his ass and he also owns a pocket pussy named Debbie LOL I am going to have a full wedding ceremony for Debbie and Maxine as soon as she calls back for more freakboy fun!

Mark has come back for more Cuckboy fun! I LOVE telling him all about how his wife fucks big black men behind his back and also in his OWN bed! This guy is always a lot of fun to let the truth be told and he takes it soooooooooooo well haha.

Funbuns is back from Jail!! Poor Funbuns went to Jail and was put in solitary confinement so he could not be the jails bend over bitch for two weeks. Funbuns has stooped to a new low… the slutty faggot put stirrups like in a OB/GYN office at the end of his bed so he can have his legs up high when doing dildo ramming sessions with me on the phone! Funbuns you never cease to amaze me and I always wonder what will you do next?

I do not know what is going on in Sweden but I have had a HUGE influx of callers from these guys! The best one was this worthless, old and lonely piece of shit that bought me TWO beautiful pairs of shoes (they arrived last week) some wonderful perfume and a $100 gift card from Amazon to spend as I wish!!! OMG I LOVED fucking this piece of shit over and taking advantage of him for being so lonely and so pathetic and making him my toy pig! I expect to hear back from this old grey haired fuck ASAP so I can take him down deeper in his lonely pathetic world.

I had ANOTHER Swedish sissy from Gotheburg call and I laughed so hard listening to him dress up like a fairy faggot and do some fun things on the phone for my entertainment! I loved every minute of it and I have the best job in the world!!!

I have a very shy guy from Dubai that calls me, he loves doing cock and ball torture and that is one of my Fortes!! I love it! he tips big and spends big and just sent me some of my favorite goodies from Dublin, Ireland for Pattys Day presents. The jewerly is beautiful, I love the watch and the Inis perfume and shower gel smells lovely on my skin.

Well fuckers I will be here today till its time to go party with my friends! If you have not checked out my hot as hell members area do so by clicking the button and buy a UNLIMITED PASS

Want to read my rules on what I expect from my boys?
Buy my slave rules

Want to check out the HOTTEST Pay to View Jack off game on Niteflirt? full of hot never before seen photos and a video at the end!

To my Travel boy….. you have been serving me for 7 years now.. you have sent me on beautiful trips and bought me things that are dear to my heart… I told you to read this blog for answers for the trip to Greece and the trip to Japan… the answer is YES, now that I have met you in person many times I know you are not a psychopath… I look forward to our trip to Japan in May.

To the losers out there who are lonely and think they can meet me for a date… I have some bad news for you. Just because you send me a photo of yourself and do a few phone calls and promise to buy me things (but your a jackass and you lie and you never do) does not mean I will automatically meet up with you. I have real time collard slaves that I play with but I did not meet them on the phone. I rarely block anyone but when I do I NEVER unblock them. There is no reason to be such a obessed loser that you have to bother me with stupid questions that have nothing to do with fetish/fantasy play, this is not a dating service asshole! Do you understand me now? If not re-read this again to clear up any confusion.

Today has been super busy and also very entertaining. I have heard from all you boys that are bored stuck in cubicle hell telling me of all the little pranks you are playing at work and it makes me thankful I am not stuck in some shitty office throwing paper airplanes with stupid messages attached to them. Ive had a busy last two weeks and want to recap some of the fun things Ive done.

My Italian goober fuck from Tuscany Italy named Julius..I finally got to talk to him on the phone live and he was such a blubbering idiot that he wanted to pay to talk on messanger instead. Thats fine with me because I can sit back and not have to work as hard trying to listen to you as you try to stammer along with your shitty stories LOL he cannot believe how greedy I am and how much of a bitch I am. I got a great big fat Amazon gift card from this dumbass and I have spent it on a bunch of books and dvds that I have been wanting to get. I would love to smash this idiot in the balls with my pvc pointed toe boots that another fleabag bitch has just bought for me who wants to remain nameless and shameless.

I had Steve call and put on a really hot jack off show for me, Migraine
he had a really nice package BUT didnt last very long hahahaha he was a sweet guy with great manners and hope we can do it again real soon.

My blackmail bitches have been scared into forced cock sucking, bronchitis
forced truck stop loitering and a million other fun things that I come up with. One dipfuck got so scared he bought his contract out with me and now I am going power shopping with all that hard earned cash!! thanks alot Allen, you are the dumbest!!!

My UK whore Michelle tried to call today BUT HAS NOT FULLFILLED HIS OBLIGATIONS WITH ME. One thing I am not is STUPID.. do not try and send me ill spelled emails with all these fucking excuses why you cannot do this or that.. I was not born yesterday and your stupid stories fall on deaf ears as there are way more pigeons that will pay and do what they are told instead of wasting time on a cheap cunt like you. Go shopping on my wishlist like you were told a year ago you dumbass and then I will resume your training.

Where is Cumface you ask? well he is MIA once again along with Clitia… I really thought Clitia would fullfill all the contests we spoke about but so far this faggot is hiding but he knows that my claws are sinking in deeper and deeper and he is DOOMED. Cumface is probably stuck in Suburbia Hell with his stupid wife in the way..but thats not my fucking problem either LOL

Well boys until then… be good and give me a call so we can get you trained to obey!

Let the party begin! I have four Pattys Day parties to go to this weekend which will round things out till Monday. That means lots of Guiness, this Baileys and Jamesons whiskey! I always love the parties I go to and this year will be no exception! I have been entertained BIG TIME this week!
Cumface is taking a hell of a beating.. hahaha read his latest feedback here:

I needed to got to a meeting after Miss Jackie had me take 7 awful loads in my face. I pleaded with her to let me cleanup and She made me got to a starbucks bathroom and shove my head in the toilet. She laughed hysterically in my ears as she made me splash and gargle in the awful piss water. My time ranout as I was begging and begging to really cleanup. She said she couldn’t hear me and I didn’t even get the privilege of flushing my pathetic face. I went to the meetings with my face smelling of piss and and ass and cum.

JackiesCumFace Miss Jackie is making me pay and pay for being out of touch. I had to put on green frilly panties and call her from on my knees in a booth with my mouth full of cock. She made me beg to get my face fucked. I sucked and licked endedup dripping in cum. I had to beg to gobble two big dicks at once and almost choked. She made me scream out that i would give a “full service cleaning” and she made me lap at a foul dirty asshole while she laughed and laughed.

As you can see so far Cumface is winning the Loser Leprechaun contest. Clitia who said he wanted to compete has been missing in action and I hope that stupid fag boy calls this weekend to try and get back in the contest. Listening to Cumface suck cock is sooooooooooo funny! I love when I make him eat someones ass out LOL he gags and the guys ALWAYS fart right in this losers face and it makes me almost fall out of my chair!!! I have been promised a photo of Cumface with his stupid ass Pattys Day Costume on and when I receive it I will post it for all to see!!

I got to meet another fantastic caller last week named Maxine. He was a great caller who had a butt plug shoved up his ass and he also owns a pocket pussy named Debbie LOL I am going to have a full wedding ceremony for Debbie and Maxine as soon as she calls back for more freakboy fun!

Mark has come back for more Cuckboy fun! I LOVE telling him all about how his wife fucks big black men behind his back and also in his OWN bed! This guy is always a lot of fun to let the truth be told and he takes it soooooooooooo well haha.

Funbuns is back from Jail!! Poor Funbuns went to Jail and was put in solitary confinement so he could not be the jails bend over bitch for two weeks. Funbuns has stooped to a new low… the slutty faggot put stirrups like in a OB/GYN office at the end of his bed so he can have his legs up high when doing dildo ramming sessions with me on the phone! Funbuns you never cease to amaze me and I always wonder what will you do next?

I do not know what is going on in Sweden but I have had a HUGE influx of callers from these guys! The best one was this worthless, old and lonely piece of shit that bought me TWO beautiful pairs of shoes (they arrived last week) some wonderful perfume and a $100 gift card from Amazon to spend as I wish!!! OMG I LOVED fucking this piece of shit over and taking advantage of him for being so lonely and so pathetic and making him my toy pig! I expect to hear back from this old grey haired fuck ASAP so I can take him down deeper in his lonely pathetic world.

I had ANOTHER Swedish sissy from Gotheburg call and I laughed so hard listening to him dress up like a fairy faggot and do some fun things on the phone for my entertainment! I loved every minute of it and I have the best job in the world!!!

I have a very shy guy from Dubai that calls me, he loves doing cock and ball torture and that is one of my Fortes!! I love it! he tips big and spends big and just sent me some of my favorite goodies from Dublin, Ireland for Pattys Day presents. The jewerly is beautiful, I love the watch and the Inis perfume and shower gel smells lovely on my skin.

Well fuckers I will be here today till its time to go party with my friends! If you have not checked out my hot as hell members area do so by clicking the button and buy a UNLIMITED PASS

Want to read my rules on what I expect from my boys?
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Want to check out the HOTTEST Pay to View Jack off game on Niteflirt? full of hot never before seen photos and a video at the end!

To my Travel boy….. you have been serving me for 7 years now.. you have sent me on beautiful trips and bought me things that are dear to my heart… I told you to read this blog for answers for the trip to Greece and the trip to Japan… the answer is YES, now that I have met you in person many times I know you are not a psychopath… I look forward to our trip to Japan in May.

To the losers out there who are lonely and think they can meet me for a date… I have some bad news for you. Just because you send me a photo of yourself and do a few phone calls and promise to buy me things (but your a jackass and you lie and you never do) does not mean I will automatically meet up with you. I have real time collard slaves that I play with but I did not meet them on the phone. I rarely block anyone but when I do I NEVER unblock them. There is no reason to be such a obessed loser that you have to bother me with stupid questions that have nothing to do with fetish/fantasy play, this is not a dating service asshole! Do you understand me now? If not re-read this again to clear up any confusion.


Dont you want to be my sweetheart this year? you do? good then get shopping on my wishlist and surprise me for Valentines Day! remember if you cannot think of anything just send me a online gift certificate!! I have already received many nice things from you boys!!! I will be here all day tommorro starting in the early morning and working straight through till around 9pm EST I will not be around Valentines Daytime but might pop in at night to talk to you LOSERS who couldnt get a date LOL I also would like to hear from those who did manage a date and your pathetic tales of what you did! I am starting to drink from the case of Krystal that P.K. sent me wow what a gift!! Im glad everyone is enjoying my Boobalicious game… Ive had rave reviews about it!!! and sorry everyone Cumface has dissapeared on me… dont know what happened and hes missed two really really good cocksucking adventures I had planned for him.. I notice though that slaves come and go… and then they come back again!!!! well my dinner date is here… talk to you all tommorro!!

I just got off the phone with a extremly boring asshole who tried to top me on the phone. I do not know how many times I have to say it and I beleive I spell it out pretty good.. I am NOT a SUB you dumb mother fucker!!! Your bullshit chit chat trying to talk down to me like Im your fucking *girl* makes me want to fucking puke you small dicked cocksucking fag! I blocked his ass in a heartbeat so I will not have to be bothered with such stupidity. Many of you have written to me telling me HOW MUCH FUN you are having with my Jack off game! I had a lot of fun doing it and have lots of photos attached in every step of the game AND a video at the end. I want to thank pindick scumbag Mike for sending me some BEAUTIFUL things off my wishlist. I love the shoes, price
boots and wonderful spa basket. Great buys from you as always.

Yesterday was fantastic!! I had a complete and total faggot fucker loser named Clitia that has entered my world. Clitia talked to me for three and a half hours on the phone and left me a wonderful tribute 🙂 Clitia is captured by me and has no defense when it comes to a strong hardcore humiliatrix like me. Clitia is a pillow humping fag boy. He has a special pillow he fucks with a satin pillow case on it LOL he also has a wonderful large collection of ass raping toys. I got to hear this idiot fuck himself and also fuck his pillow like the shit stain he is. Clitia is going to start going back to the gloryholes to start sucking off cocks again. Scumbag has not done it in six months and it is TIME to take that next step you fucking pussy. Clitia kept me entertained for hours sharing his pathetic stuffed animal collection. This freakshow had a pig and you pull its tail and it SQUELS super loud.. I about feel out of my chair making him squel WITH the pig while fucking his pillow. I know I have the fuckstain brainwashed and he was performing like a good little donkey bitch boy. I then got to meet his other stuffed animal.. a teddy bear named *Binky* that this creep sleeps with (and god knows what else) every single night. You see woman do not go near Clitia, patient they run when they see him. He has a tiny pathetic clit for a dick and will remain alone and single for the rest of his life. I have not made a connection with a caller like this in a LONG time! I felt he was delivered to me right from the humiliation god LMAO Right now Clitia is working on stupid faggot cheers and loser songs to sing to me on our next call. I like Clitia soooo much I even gave the loser some free minutes JUST because he put on such a good show for me!!! I LOVE to be entertained and worshipped and Clitia is a platinum fagboy bitch who is now in my stable of L O S E R S. He has totally taken Cumfaces place… yep Cumface is still MIA but Im sure will be back once Suburbia Hell bites him in his ass again.

Funbuns!!!! I got to talk to Funbuns again! as many of you know Funbuns is my loser fagboy who is DYING to go back to jail so he can take it up his ass everyday. Funbuns reported to me that his Parole Officer came for a visit and pulled a dildo out of his ass and TOOK IT WITH HER. The Parole Officer is a woman and I die laughing at all the shit she says and does to Funbuns. So that leaves Funbuns with only ONE dildo and he does not want his one and only toy to get taken away, so because he wants to piss off his parole officer so bad I told him to go get a cucumber and shove it up his pussyhole and let her find it and take it 🙂 It is always so much fun to talk to Funbuns because I know I should of been a Prison Guard!! Yep Ill admit I love anything to do with prisons and just finished watching Bad Girls which was fab!! I have a lot of prison type books and movies on my wishlist (hint hint) Cant you see me the warden on duty? I even have a Prison Guard outfit that a wonderful sub from London got me!! I love different outfits from other countries so I did a few photos in it! I will post it below I think I would make a great guard. Clitia told me to watch the show OZ… I have never seen it but have put it on my list on amazon if anyone wants to make me smile. Ok boys I will be here till about 12:30 pm then Im going to the movies and then I will be back for some more bashings and teasings and cuckboy fun!


March is here and two of my fun holidays are fast approching! I am having two contests this month and so far Cumface (yep the fuckstain is BACK!!) and Clittia are going for the battle Royale to see who can win!! HAHAHAHA I am Irish and LOVE Ireland. I have been to the Emerald Isle many, online many, visit
many times and it is a very special place to me. In honor of the first holiday, opisthorchiasis
St Patricks Day I am having a LOSER Leprachaun contest!!

I expect Clittia and Cumface to be dressed up in the most stupid faggot costume they can find! It has to be green, Im thinking of cheap green lingerie and stupid dollar store accessories like this fag who wants to also be in the contest but hes too much of a pussy to show anything but his upper half LOL

I will keep you all informed on WHO wins and they will get a special prize from me LOL


I have been super busy and want to thank my favorite losers for all the fantastic phone calls!!

Funbuns called the other day and as you all know he is the loser who is DYING to go back to jail so he can be the biggest bendover bitch in history! Funbuns IS going back to jail because his parole officer cannot keep him from having dildos shoved up his ass! She is playing a mean trick on him though as he is getting two weeks in Solitary Confinement!! OH NO!! Funbuns will not be able to pimp his slutty ass out to the bulls in the prison LOL

Party Slut Josie~ I love this caller but she gets so shy she will dissapear for months and months. This is my Staten Island Party fag!! She called me at 10:30 am and was deep in a pile of illegal stuff and had a big huge pitcher of vodka and cranberry juice hahahaha she was getting fucked up big time at my direction and has the worlds biggest faggy voice! Josie wants to be pushed hard into being a fag and wants to be turned into a she male. Josie was dipping her dildo in her illegal stuff and then sucking it off betting more and more fucked up by the minute. I love talking to Josie and she has fantastic manners, hope you come around again Josie when you are feeling less scared.

I want to thank a special guy who never calls me just drools over my photos and sends me killer tributes!! Thank you mb you know who you are and I hope you like the photos!!

Cumslut Jack~ Yep everyones favorite snorting party whore was in rare form all weekend long. Jack lives in Chicago and is being pimped out and made to do gay porn by a group of girls who wont let him cum. They keep him drugged up and also shove a rod down his pee hole so he can only dribble hahahahaha he was soo fucked up when he called me and so paranoid I was laughing my ass off! Im waiting on the links he is going to send me so I can see him suck and fuck cock in all the movies he has made. Cumslut is a fun phone call and I share him with a group of friends and we pass him around and make him get deeper and deeper into his fun bag and make him a total and complete addicted loser.

Clittia~ I got another fun long session in with Clittia. Clittia is very special to me. We have such a fantastic time on the phone and it always goes too fast! Clittia was given a simple assignment by me and FAILED to show up prepared!! I happen to have had a pre booked spa appointment so I had to cut our session a tiny bit short but Clittia was forced to sing faggoty nursery songs in his stupid faggot baby voice. The best faggot song was *Mary had a little lamb* and *row row row your boat* but I changed it to Row Row Row your BUTT LMAOOOOO. Clittia had on white thigh highs and a white bra and her long red fag wig. I cant wait to get photos of Clittia so you can all see how pathetic she is. I pull her deeper and deeper into my world and there is no going back now! My favorite thing that is going to happen is Clittia is going to show her faggot ass and start doing webcam for me!! how exciting to sit back and watch this stupid fuck with all her costumes and her stuffed pig doing faggot dances and shows! Ha! Clittia has a stuffed pig and you pull its tail and it will snort and cry and this stupid fucking cunt has been lame enough to spend hours perfecting her snort to match the pigs and she never misses a beat! Clittia is right now getting prepared to be my loser Leprachaun and will be neck and neck competing with Cumface for the right to be my biggest fag boy. Clittia always leaves me a nice tribute at the end of our call and has the best manners. We talk about all sorts of things and Clittia has told me about some stripper that he has been *dating* Im sure she is laughing her ass off at this asswipe as he dressed up and acts like a fag in front of her. They are suppose to call me so we can do a three way call and I can tell his stripper friend all about Clittia and we can make her do a faggot show for us. I know that I run deep in Clittias mind as she sits and reads my postings about her. I expect to hear from you soon Clittia, dont let weeks go by without digging into your loser closet and putting on a show for me.

Cumface~ Yep I got a nice email from this Fucktard and a nice fat tribute. Cumface had gotten himself in some financial woes but he said he is back for a few more months because he finally has some money. You see I do not care about Cumface and his finances, or his tough and demanding job LOL I just care that he is back in action and ready to get fucked over by me. Cumface called and was in his car and I told him to find the nearest faggot book store. He goes to places like this:

He went inside and I could hear all the gay porn in the background, I told him to take his pants off so everyone could see his red and white polka dot fag panties he had on. Then I made him talk in his faggot voice while stroking his boyfriend (thats the dildo that he has to carry around 24/7 in his briefcase at all times) he started bitching and whining that the floor was all sticky and crusty and cum covered and that the place was PACKED OUT with other fags. I heard him get his face stuffed HARD with cock after cock, then I told him to clean someones asshole and I could hear the guy fart in Cumfaces face twice in a row!! I about fell out of my chair when I heard the farting on the phone LOL he was crying and begging to stop. All the guys were ramming there cocks and spraying their cum all over his nose and trying to drip it all over his face while he was whining and complaining like the cumguzzling whore he is about it. I was laughing the entire time and was so happy to hear him in action again!! I was going to go have him take a dip in the pool… ya the toilet but he ran out of money… BUT he is back and will be participating in the upcoming contests!!!!

The second contest I will be having is my Easter Fag contest. Clittia is going to get a little prissy Easter dress like a fairy bitch and Cumface said he is going to get rabbit ears and a basket and some faggot rabbit panties and go to the bookstore dressed up in his faggot easter outfit. Soooo let the contest begin!


Dont you want to be my sweetheart this year? you do? good then get shopping on my wishlist and surprise me for Valentines Day! remember if you cannot think of anything just send me a online gift certificate!! I have already received many nice things from you boys!!! I will be here all day tommorro starting in the early morning and working straight through till around 9pm EST I will not be around Valentines Daytime but might pop in at night to talk to you LOSERS who couldnt get a date LOL I also would like to hear from those who did manage a date and your pathetic tales of what you did! I am starting to drink from the case of Krystal that P.K. sent me wow what a gift!! Im glad everyone is enjoying my Boobalicious game… Ive had rave reviews about it!!! and sorry everyone Cumface has dissapeared on me… dont know what happened and hes missed two really really good cocksucking adventures I had planned for him.. I notice though that slaves come and go… and then they come back again!!!! well my dinner date is here… talk to you all tommorro!!

I just got off the phone with a extremly boring asshole who tried to top me on the phone. I do not know how many times I have to say it and I beleive I spell it out pretty good.. I am NOT a SUB you dumb mother fucker!!! Your bullshit chit chat trying to talk down to me like Im your fucking *girl* makes me want to fucking puke you small dicked cocksucking fag! I blocked his ass in a heartbeat so I will not have to be bothered with such stupidity. Many of you have written to me telling me HOW MUCH FUN you are having with my Jack off game! I had a lot of fun doing it and have lots of photos attached in every step of the game AND a video at the end. I want to thank pindick scumbag Mike for sending me some BEAUTIFUL things off my wishlist. I love the shoes, price
boots and wonderful spa basket. Great buys from you as always.

Yesterday was fantastic!! I had a complete and total faggot fucker loser named Clitia that has entered my world. Clitia talked to me for three and a half hours on the phone and left me a wonderful tribute 🙂 Clitia is captured by me and has no defense when it comes to a strong hardcore humiliatrix like me. Clitia is a pillow humping fag boy. He has a special pillow he fucks with a satin pillow case on it LOL he also has a wonderful large collection of ass raping toys. I got to hear this idiot fuck himself and also fuck his pillow like the shit stain he is. Clitia is going to start going back to the gloryholes to start sucking off cocks again. Scumbag has not done it in six months and it is TIME to take that next step you fucking pussy. Clitia kept me entertained for hours sharing his pathetic stuffed animal collection. This freakshow had a pig and you pull its tail and it SQUELS super loud.. I about feel out of my chair making him squel WITH the pig while fucking his pillow. I know I have the fuckstain brainwashed and he was performing like a good little donkey bitch boy. I then got to meet his other stuffed animal.. a teddy bear named *Binky* that this creep sleeps with (and god knows what else) every single night. You see woman do not go near Clitia, patient they run when they see him. He has a tiny pathetic clit for a dick and will remain alone and single for the rest of his life. I have not made a connection with a caller like this in a LONG time! I felt he was delivered to me right from the humiliation god LMAO Right now Clitia is working on stupid faggot cheers and loser songs to sing to me on our next call. I like Clitia soooo much I even gave the loser some free minutes JUST because he put on such a good show for me!!! I LOVE to be entertained and worshipped and Clitia is a platinum fagboy bitch who is now in my stable of L O S E R S. He has totally taken Cumfaces place… yep Cumface is still MIA but Im sure will be back once Suburbia Hell bites him in his ass again.

Funbuns!!!! I got to talk to Funbuns again! as many of you know Funbuns is my loser fagboy who is DYING to go back to jail so he can take it up his ass everyday. Funbuns reported to me that his Parole Officer came for a visit and pulled a dildo out of his ass and TOOK IT WITH HER. The Parole Officer is a woman and I die laughing at all the shit she says and does to Funbuns. So that leaves Funbuns with only ONE dildo and he does not want his one and only toy to get taken away, so because he wants to piss off his parole officer so bad I told him to go get a cucumber and shove it up his pussyhole and let her find it and take it 🙂 It is always so much fun to talk to Funbuns because I know I should of been a Prison Guard!! Yep Ill admit I love anything to do with prisons and just finished watching Bad Girls which was fab!! I have a lot of prison type books and movies on my wishlist (hint hint) Cant you see me the warden on duty? I even have a Prison Guard outfit that a wonderful sub from London got me!! I love different outfits from other countries so I did a few photos in it! I will post it below I think I would make a great guard. Clitia told me to watch the show OZ… I have never seen it but have put it on my list on amazon if anyone wants to make me smile. Ok boys I will be here till about 12:30 pm then Im going to the movies and then I will be back for some more bashings and teasings and cuckboy fun!


Dont you want to be my sweetheart this year? you do? good then get shopping on my wishlist and surprise me for Valentines Day! remember if you cannot think of anything just send me a online gift certificate!! I have already received many nice things from you boys!!! I will be here all day tommorro starting in the early morning and working straight through till around 9pm EST I will not be around Valentines Daytime but might pop in at night to talk to you LOSERS who couldnt get a date LOL I also would like to hear from those who did manage a date and your pathetic tales of what you did! I am starting to drink from the case of Krystal that P.K. sent me wow what a gift!! Im glad everyone is enjoying my Boobalicious game… Ive had rave reviews about it!!! and sorry everyone Cumface has dissapeared on me… dont know what happened and hes missed two really really good cocksucking adventures I had planned for him.. I notice though that slaves come and go… and then they come back again!!!! well my dinner date is here… talk to you all tommorro!!