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I am loving all the hot spring weather and summer will be here before you know it! I have been getting lots of really fun summer packages. For the guys who hate shopping I love a amazon gift card just as much~!!! send any and all gift cards to jackiecontrolsu@yahoo.com I always appreciate treats and presents and will send you a goody in return 🙂 I was down in Miami last weekend and had a wonderful time. One of my pigeons sent me and another Mistress down to a very swanky club to be pampered. The Spa you picked for us was out of this world!!!! Excellent choice and thanks for the Prada bags that where waiting for me in my room. I am laying by the pool today. The sun is hot and the Margaritas are cool. I am taking calls so if you feel like some nasty fun give me a call.

If you are new to Niteflirt and do not have an account sign up by clicking my call button and TALK TO ME FOR FREE TO TRY ME OUT. Safe and private, erectile no unknown dispatcher taking your personal details and credit card. You control everything on Niteflirt EXCEPT ME!! hahahaha

For those of you who have been waiting for a update..I am back from my business trip and back on the phones. I want to thank everyone (you know who you are) for the wonderful Valentines gifts you sent to me. To MG…. Prada is my favorite… I will send you the photos TODAY!!

Funbuns called me from jail the other day. He has been mouthing off to the guards and they have a plan of attack on his ass this week! I hope to hear them as they take their batons and shove them up his ass! He is a bad little bitch who always keeps me in stiches on the phone.

Many of you ask if I will do online sessions via your cell phone or computer. The answer is YES. I have lots of clients that do business this way that do not have total privacy. Feel free to set this up with me via email.

Jim~ It was fantastic to talk to you again. Love someone that remembers the Pan Am days 🙂

I will be available for the rest of the week as well as all weekend. Contact via Niteflirt email if you have a special time you need.


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The weather has been too nice to sit here and do blog updates. I have been out by my pool and out driving my convertible and having a fantastic time! Warm weather also brings out assholes who are not used to doing things on a regular basis like taking their boat out, physician
rollerblading and god help us…. shedding off your clothes. This is a FANTASTIC time for you to take the Jackie Spring fitness test. Take all your clothes off, viagra buy
totally naked and go stand in front of the mirror. If the first thing you see is your stomach then you need to step away from the Donuts and start eating like a rabbit. Some of you fucker complain about woman being heavy but guess what? NO WOMAN likes to see your big fat beer gut or your big bald head!! If you have a huge beer gut that also means you also cannot find/see your tiny tool LOL small and pathetic cocks is another thing woman HATE. I talk to you little dicked boys everyday on the phone and it is always the same questions.

Now what can you do for your fitness test? Stop eating like a pig and get your ass out and start working out. Walking out to get the mail does NOT count as a workout lard ass!

I got to talk to Ginger on Sunday and I had SOOOOO much fun!! Ginger invited me to go to Hedo in Jamaica with her. Ginger is a super super super fun call! Never is in a hurry and I always do mind games and hypnosis with her and it gets her every single time!!

I had Mark call for the first time and he was sooo embarressed because he has E. D. yep the warthog cannot get it up LOL on top of having E. D. he also has a tiny tool and is a member of my small penis platoon. The Platoon is getting so big I will soon have to section it off into Alpha Co. Bravo Co and HQ CO. Mark you were a real treat and I loved hearing your stories of sucking big black cocks.

Funbuns called twice from Jail. The guards continue to thrash him with the night sticks and fuck him up his bitch ass!! I have him talking like a robot saying * I am funbuns the big bitch with the big buns* he has to say that to every single person he comes into contact with. Last call we did Funbuns was heading for isolation for two weeks and then he is suppose to get out of the can. Funbuns has been wearing a womans tight one piece bathing suit lately and I am sure it makes him look like a real tool. I am taking today (Tuesday the 10th) off but will be available Weds, Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun. If you need a special time please let me know by contacting me through NF email. Oh and THANK YOU *D* for the Victorias Secret card!!! wow $600 for St. Patties Day!! you are the best!!! catch you boys later.

I know its been awhile since I updated. The truth is I have been super busy and just have not had the time! All my favorite boys have been keeping me very busy with crazy phone sessions.

Rhino aka *Cumpuppet #13* just cannot stay away. He continues to spiral down the hole into my wicked web of deceit. Cumpuppet realizes now that there is no turning back and he is truly FUCKED. I love knowing that I am the only woman in his life and that no one else even comes close to my wicked mind and hardcore lashings. Cumpuppet #13 is awaiting his new dildo and he knows once he gets it that things will NEVER be the same.
I almost have him brainwashed into getting a chasity device. This will allow me to control him so he doesnt rub his nub when and if he feels like it! He will only do it when I say that it is allowable LOL I love my Cumpuppet, everytime we explore new things and I know I am the highlight of his day!

Funbuns~ Many of you ask about my jailhouse whore Funbuns. Yes he is still around and still under MY house arrest. Lately he has taken to showing up wearing his *uniform* as he calls it of this pathetic floral womans one piece bathing suit and a pair of blue spandex 1980s shorts LMAO what a tool! I always enjoy making Funbuns fuck his ass hard and furious with his dildo dong and making him the true jailhouse bitch! I am his Warden and he addresses me as Warden when we do our sessions. Im sure our next adventure will be great!

Tormented Fool~ Yep the ass clown is still around and still calling me on his way to work. The fool always tries this bullshit tactic of trying to live a normal life and *concentrating* (as he says) on his job and his wife. We both know when he hears my voice it puts him in lock down and he is fucked. His newest confession is that he is ONLY good for sucking NOT fucking hahahaha I would love to have this bitch in front of me with his mouth open sucking on a REAL mans cock while I rock his head back and forth from behind with my crotch while I kiss and play with the babe in front of me that he is blowing 🙂

The holidays are fast approching and I want to thank those of you who have already sent me wonderful gifts off my Amazon wishlist or sent me gift cards from various stores like Victoria’s Secret, Nordstroms, Macys and bath and body works. You still have PLENTY of time to spoil me and it would be a crime to forget your Mistress for the holidays!!




Wow what a fantastic and fun week I have had talking to all my favorite customers! First I must thank everyone that sent me tributes, presents, flowers, chocolates and electronic gift cards. This last week I received things from :

Rhino, Ashtrayboy, bligger, MissJ4ever, Apolo4, Cincin….

I wanted to make sure to thank everyone has the gifts started pouring in at the start of the month. You all have made your Mistress very happy!

Tormented Fool~ Yep he came back and was calling me every single morning until now (like many of you) have no privacy with all the holiday madness going on. Fool actually was getting up extra early and was RUNNING to his car in the morning hahahaha The only time this idiot can call is on his way to work. Sometimes he catches me on his way home and then he sits up drinking beer and drools over my pictures. The other day was fucking classic! We started talking about our Nylon games and turning him into a sissy bitch. I made him stop at Walmart on the way to work and buy two pairs of nylons with me on the phone. I originally wanted him to just get one but the fucker started wandering around the aisles of stockings and nylons and asked if he could get another pair LOL.

I told fool yes, that way we could put the suntan ones on the bottom hiding his leg hair and then the black tight control top pair on top, squeezing his pathetic excuse for a cock while I laugh and fuck with his head. Fool has been driving around with the nylons in the back of the car. He was SUPPOSE to leave his stupid office Christmas party early and call me from his hotel room. The fucker had a bunch of excuses and called me the next day to apologize. I had the bitch go and get the nylons out of his car and bring them into the room… funny thing is we got disconnected and he did not call back. I am thinking Fool is scared but I also know that he cannot resist me or stay away from me LOL you can run but you cannot hide!!!

Cumpuppet #13 There are no words for my intense sessions with this loser. He is a outstanding caller and I always look forward to twisting his brain while making him do stupid tasks with his dildo LOL Can you believe the fucker came home two days early from his holiday gathering because he missed me so much? HA! I love it! I also found out that Cumpuppet is a sorry ass alcoholic and he had the nerve to ask if I knew what Yuengling beer was! This redneck jack off drinks Miller Lite YUCK YUCK YUCK. Cumpuppet had the nerve to say he had to make a *Man adjustment* while on his fun holiday travels and I lit into his ass my own special style and had him so fucked up he could not even complete a sentance. I went from purring sex kitten to Drill Instructor in about 10 seconds. I treat Cumpuppet like a wild animal out in the woods….I am a predator, I hunt him down and capture him.. and he is my trophy. Cumpuppet is in a hurt locker right now because the skidmark sent me a email that was sloppy and had a ton of typos, your dead meat loser!

I met a new caller on Christmas Eve named Ginger! OMG did we have some fun!! Drinking and talking and laughing about anything and everything. Ginger is a big black cock lover. This slut wanted me to use my voice to play mind games. I basically brainwashed the whore and had her saying all sorts of things LOL I love taking total and complete control over the entire situation..and boy did I ever fuck with her!! hahahaha I look forward to many more fun times with this PIG.

Wow what a fantastic and fun week I have had talking to all my favorite customers! First I must thank everyone that sent me tributes, presents, flowers, chocolates and electronic gift cards. This last week I received things from :

Rhino, Ashtrayboy, bligger, MissJ4ever, Apolo4, Cincin….

I wanted to make sure to thank everyone has the gifts started pouring in at the start of the month. You all have made your Mistress very happy!

Tormented Fool~ Yep he came back and was calling me every single morning until now (like many of you) have no privacy with all the holiday madness going on. Fool actually was getting up extra early and was RUNNING to his car in the morning hahahaha The only time this idiot can call is on his way to work. Sometimes he catches me on his way home and then he sits up drinking beer and drools over my pictures. The other day was fucking classic! We started talking about our Nylon games and turning him into a sissy bitch. I made him stop at Walmart on the way to work and buy two pairs of nylons with me on the phone. I originally wanted him to just get one but the fucker started wandering around the aisles of stockings and nylons and asked if he could get another pair LOL.

I told fool yes, that way we could put the suntan ones on the bottom hiding his leg hair and then the black tight control top pair on top, squeezing his pathetic excuse for a cock while I laugh and fuck with his head. Fool has been driving around with the nylons in the back of the car. He was SUPPOSE to leave his stupid office Christmas party early and call me from his hotel room. The fucker had a bunch of excuses and called me the next day to apologize. I had the bitch go and get the nylons out of his car and bring them into the room… funny thing is we got disconnected and he did not call back. I am thinking Fool is scared but I also know that he cannot resist me or stay away from me LOL you can run but you cannot hide!!!
Cumpuppet #13 There are no words for my intense sessions with this loser. He is a outstanding caller and I always look forward to twisting his brain while making him do stupid tasks with his dildo LOL Can you believe the fucker came home two days early from his holiday gathering because he missed me so much? HA! I love it! I also found out that Cumpuppet is a sorry ass alcoholic and he had the nerve to ask if I knew what Yuengling beer was! This redneck jack off drinks Miller Lite YUCK YUCK YUCK. Cumpuppet had the nerve to say he had to make a *Man adjustment* while on his fun holiday travels and I lit into his ass my own special style and had him so fucked up he could not even complete a sentance. I went from purring sex kitten to Drill Instructor in about 10 seconds. I treat Cumpuppet like a wild animal out in the woods….I am a predator, I hunt him down and capture him.. and he is my trophy. Cumpuppet is in a hurt locker right now because the skidmark sent me a email that was sloppy and had a ton of typos, your dead meat loser!

I met a new caller on Christmas Eve named Ginger! OMG did we have some fun!! Drinking and talking and laughing about anything and everything. Ginger is a big black cock lover. This slut wanted me to use my voice to play mind games. I basically brainwashed the whore and had her saying all sorts of things LOL I love taking total and complete control over the entire situation..and boy did I ever fuck with her!! hahahaha I look forward to many more fun times with this PIG.

Wow what a fantastic and fun week I have had talking to all my favorite customers! First I must thank everyone that sent me tributes, presents, flowers, chocolates and electronic gift cards. This last week I received things from :

Rhino, Ashtrayboy, bligger, MissJ4ever, Apolo4, Cincin….

I wanted to make sure to thank everyone has the gifts started pouring in at the start of the month. You all have made your Mistress very happy!

Tormented Fool~ Yep he came back and was calling me every single morning until now (like many of you) have no privacy with all the holiday madness going on. Fool actually was getting up extra early and was RUNNING to his car in the morning hahahaha The only time this idiot can call is on his way to work. Sometimes he catches me on his way home and then he sits up drinking beer and drools over my pictures. The other day was fucking classic! We started talking about our Nylon games and turning him into a sissy bitch. I made him stop at Walmart on the way to work and buy two pairs of nylons with me on the phone. I originally wanted him to just get one but the fucker started wandering around the aisles of stockings and nylons and asked if he could get another pair LOL.

I told fool yes, that way we could put the suntan ones on the bottom hiding his leg hair and then the black tight control top pair on top, squeezing his pathetic excuse for a cock while I laugh and fuck with his head. Fool has been driving around with the nylons in the back of the car. He was SUPPOSE to leave his stupid office Christmas party early and call me from his hotel room. The fucker had a bunch of excuses and called me the next day to apologize. I had the bitch go and get the nylons out of his car and bring them into the room… funny thing is we got disconnected and he did not call back. I am thinking Fool is scared but I also know that he cannot resist me or stay away from me LOL you can run but you cannot hide!!!

Cumpuppet #13 There are no words for my intense sessions with this loser. He is a outstanding caller and I always look forward to twisting his brain while making him do stupid tasks with his dildo LOL Can you believe the fucker came home two days early from his holiday gathering because he missed me so much? HA! I love it! I also found out that Cumpuppet is a sorry ass alcoholic and he had the nerve to ask if I knew what Yuengling beer was! This redneck jack off drinks Miller Lite YUCK YUCK YUCK. Cumpuppet had the nerve to say he had to make a *Man adjustment* while on his fun holiday travels and I lit into his ass my own special style and had him so fucked up he could not even complete a sentance. I went from purring sex kitten to Drill Instructor in about 10 seconds. I treat Cumpuppet like a wild animal out in the woods….I am a predator, I hunt him down and capture him.. and he is my trophy. Cumpuppet is in a hurt locker right now because the skidmark sent me a email that was sloppy and had a ton of typos, your dead meat loser!

I met a new caller on Christmas Eve named Ginger! OMG did we have some fun!! Drinking and talking and laughing about anything and everything. Ginger is a big black cock lover. This slut wanted me to use my voice to play mind games. I basically brainwashed the whore and had her saying all sorts of things LOL I love taking total and complete control over the entire situation..and boy did I ever fuck with her!! hahahaha I look forward to many more fun times with this PIG.

Wow what a fantastic and fun week I have had talking to all my favorite customers! First I must thank everyone that sent me tributes, presents, flowers, chocolates and electronic gift cards. This last week I received things from :

Rhino, Ashtrayboy, bligger, MissJ4ever, Apolo4, Cincin….

I wanted to make sure to thank everyone has the gifts started pouring in at the start of the month. You all have made your Mistress very happy!

Tormented Fool~ Yep he came back and was calling me every single morning until now (like many of you) have no privacy with all the holiday madness going on. Fool actually was getting up extra early and was RUNNING to his car in the morning hahahaha The only time this idiot can call is on his way to work. Sometimes he catches me on his way home and then he sits up drinking beer and drools over my pictures. The other day was fucking classic! We started talking about our Nylon games and turning him into a sissy bitch. I made him stop at Walmart on the way to work and buy two pairs of nylons with me on the phone. I originally wanted him to just get one but the fucker started wandering around the aisles of stockings and nylons and asked if he could get another pair LOL.

I told fool yes, that way we could put the suntan ones on the bottom hiding his leg hair and then the black tight control top pair on top, squeezing his pathetic excuse for a cock while I laugh and fuck with his head. Fool has been driving around with the nylons in the back of the car. He was SUPPOSE to leave his stupid office Christmas party early and call me from his hotel room. The fucker had a bunch of excuses and called me the next day to apologize. I had the bitch go and get the nylons out of his car and bring them into the room… funny thing is we got disconnected and he did not call back. I am thinking Fool is scared but I also know that he cannot resist me or stay away from me LOL you can run but you cannot hide!!!
Cumpuppet #13 There are no words for my intense sessions with this loser. He is a outstanding caller and I always look forward to twisting his brain while making him do stupid tasks with his dildo LOL Can you believe the fucker came home two days early from his holiday gathering because he missed me so much? HA! I love it! I also found out that Cumpuppet is a sorry ass alcoholic and he had the nerve to ask if I knew what Yuengling beer was! This redneck jack off drinks Miller Lite YUCK YUCK YUCK. Cumpuppet had the nerve to say he had to make a *Man adjustment* while on his fun holiday travels and I lit into his ass my own special style and had him so fucked up he could not even complete a sentance. I went from purring sex kitten to Drill Instructor in about 10 seconds. I treat Cumpuppet like a wild animal out in the woods….I am a predator, I hunt him down and capture him.. and he is my trophy. Cumpuppet is in a hurt locker right now because the skidmark sent me a email that was sloppy and had a ton of typos, your dead meat loser!

I met a new caller on Christmas Eve named Ginger! OMG did we have some fun!! Drinking and talking and laughing about anything and everything. Ginger is a big black cock lover. This slut wanted me to use my voice to play mind games. I basically brainwashed the whore and had her saying all sorts of things LOL I love taking total and complete control over the entire situation..and boy did I ever fuck with her!! hahahaha I look forward to many more fun times with this PIG.
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Hello boys, This is your deviant Mistress writing to you from my wonderful collection of fun calls!

Tormented Fool is back. The phone rang the other morning and I had a feeling it was him. You see the fool can only call while he is driving to work. Fool does admit he stays up late at night and drinks beer and makes sure his wife is asleep while he stares at my photos. Fool is in a shitstom with me right now because the idiot threw away the two pairs of nylons I had him buy last month. Guess what Fool? Your ass is going back and getting two more pair to play with! Fool tries sooo hard to stay away from me but the truth is he says as soon as he hears my voice he cannot help himself. Fool turns into mush and the battle he has of trying to stay away from me is quickly lost LOL I look forward to torturing him even further.

*D*~ WOW had to be the most polite freakboy I have talked to in a long time! *D* used to be a body builder and LOVES humiliation. He went on cam for me and had a lot of concern if I would post his face on my website. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BOYS. I am not some stupid, wannabe that calls herself *Mistress* then takes your most personal info and photos and shows it to the world. I speak with a lot of high end professional clients and would never do anything to disrupt your boring life. I have many of your addresses, cell phone numbers, photos ect. That is why I have raving feedback because I am a true Dom, not one of these fake losers who are trying to make a quick buck off of you. I had *D* do his body builder poses LOL it was hysterical to watch him on cam. He had a great selection of things he brought to the session. The best thing was his wifes dildo, that he claimed did not work… I had him turn it on and guess what? IT WORKED!! See that shows you that his wife has fresh batteries in the damn thing and is having a ball fucking it, because *D* doesnt have the horse power cock he wishes he had! I look forward to talking to you again *D* and hopefully next time you will not be interrupted.

The Candyman~ Yep back for more abuse. I put The Candyman on a very very very strict diet. He followed it for two days and then quit. That shows me right now that The Candyman will NEVER lose the weight he has piled up on his fat ass. I made the Candyman do what he hates most and that is a LIVE weigh in!! he is up to 475 lbs of blobby blubber. The Candyman has asked/begged me for a more *Gentle* diet, he says mine was way to hardcore. But guess what lard ass? YOU NEED HARDCORE if you plan on shaking some of that digusting fat off your ass! Sooo since you have complained I am going to only encourage you to get fatter and fatter till you blow up you fucking loser! HAHAHAHA I love talking to the Candyman and listening to him whine and piss and moan about how his life sucks, it must really be shitty to be you Candyman.

FunBuns~ Yep the good ole Funbuns called me from Jail. He was awaiting punishment from the female warden that rules the prison. His punishment is very fitting… a 16 inch strap on right up his pussy ass!! I wish I was there to do it myself!! Funbuns you always make me laugh!!! I hope she got you good!

CumPuppet~ Cumpuppet did a nice long session with me and then flaked out… I dont want to hear your fucking excuses on WHY you flaked. I found out that Cumpuppet used to work at golf course. I asked him what he did and he said *I was Outside Operations* ok so Im thinking to myself he drove a desk and was piled up to his ass in paperwork. WRONG!! Cumpuppet was a fucking Cart bitch!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA To you non golfers this is the kiss ass that follows you around all day and gets you drinks,food, whatever you want Cumpuppet the Cart Bitch will get you!! He tried to lie and make it sound soooo extravagent. He also tried to name drop with a MLB team but that didnt impress me either. I

Cumpuppet #13 fucked up on his last session with a spelling error so I forced him to sing the ABC song…. OMG LOL what a show!! I made him jerk off while singing and he cannot do both at the same time haha! You see Cumpuppet is a stuck up asshole so this is very hard for him to do these humiliating things and I laugh the entire time. I told him that from now on he had to put in a PPR… (Puppet Plan request) if he planned on doing any outings. I will put in here that as I write this, Cumpuppet seems to have dissapeared and is going to get thrashed when he comes back.

I found out that Cumpuppet used to be married. He gave all sorts of lame ass excuses why it did not work out. I am guessing it is because he is so fucking boring WHO would want to be stuck with him? I asked Cumpuppet what else he owned besides his dildo and was surprised to find out he had a bottle of *Zodiak love oil, Carmel Chocolate fondue flavor* LMFAO I about died and made him read the bottle over and over again!! He said he used it for his *erotic massages* he gave his last girlfriend. I was laughing so damn hard I had tears coming out my eyes. I told Cumpuppet I wanted him to do a advertisement for the oil and I thought I would piss my panties listening to his stupid fucking sales pitch. Cumpuppet was dumb enough not to check his account before calling and one thing I HATE is to be interupted by the robot woman. I made him beat his ass with a comb for being so fucking stupid and I made him slap his face. I then had him shove his dildo up his ass and suffer while I let him get the stockings out that he has been DYING to hold. Cumpuppet bought a pair of my stockings from me and has been sniffing the envelope for a week hahaha! I had a lot of fun winding Cumpuppet up with the stockings and I want to say thank you for the beautiful candle you bought me, it is lovely and it is the way you should be treating the one and only ruler in your pathetic life. Also I want to let everyone know that Cumpuppet likes to hang out at the local sex shop. This is where he gets all his gear including admitting to have bought a blindfold and a pair of handcuffs *yawn* I also would like to tell everyone that he also rents all his porn at this store… L O S E R.

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Hello boys, This is your deviant Mistress writing to you from my wonderful collection of fun calls!

Tormented Fool is back. The phone rang the other morning and I had a feeling it was him. You see the fool can only call while he is driving to work. Fool does admit he stays up late at night and drinks beer and makes sure his wife is asleep while he stares at my photos. Fool is in a shitstom with me right now because the idiot threw away the two pairs of nylons I had him buy last month. Guess what Fool? Your ass is going back and getting two more pair to play with! Fool tries sooo hard to stay away from me but the truth is he says as soon as he hears my voice he cannot help himself. Fool turns into mush and the battle he has of trying to stay away from me is quickly lost LOL I look forward to torturing him even further.

*D*~ WOW had to be the most polite freakboy I have talked to in a long time! *D* used to be a body builder and LOVES humiliation. He went on cam for me and had a lot of concern if I would post his face on my website. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BOYS. I am not some stupid, wannabe that calls herself *Mistress* then takes your most personal info and photos and shows it to the world. I speak with a lot of high end proffesional clients and would never do anything to disrupt your boring life. I have many of your addresses, cell phone numbers, photos ect. That is why I have raving feedback because I am a true Dom, not one of these fake losers who are trying to make a quick buck off of you. I had *D* do his body builder poses LOL it was hysterical to watch him on cam. He had a great selection of things he brought to the session. The best thing was his wifes dildo, that he claimed did not work… I had him turn it on and guess what? IT WORKED!! See that shows you that his wife has fresh batteries in the damn thing and is having a ball fucking it, because *D* doesnt have the horse power cock he wishes he had! I look forward to talking to you again *D* and hopefully next time you will not be interrupted.

The Candyman~ Yep back for more abuse. I put The Candyman on a very very very strict diet. He followed it for two days and then quit. That shows me right now that The Candyman will NEVER lose the weight he has piled up on his fat ass. I made the Candyman do what he hates most and that is a LIVE weigh in!! he is up to 475 lbs of blobby blubber. The Candyman has asked/begged me for a more *Gentle* diet, he says mine was way to hardcore. But guess what lard ass? YOU NEED HARDCORE if you plan on shaking some of that digusting fat off your ass! Sooo since you have complained I am going to only encourage you to get fatter and fatter till you blow up you fucking loser! HAHAHAHA I love talking to the Candyman and listening to him whine and piss and moan about how his life sucks, it must really be shitty to be you Candyman.

FunBuns~ Yep the good ole Funbuns called me from Jail. He was awaiting punishment from the female warden that rules the prison. His punishment is very fitting… a 16 inch strap on right up his pussy ass!! I wish I was there to do it myself!! Funbuns you always make me laugh!!! I hope she got you good!

CumPuppet~ Cumpuppet did a nice long session with me and then flaked out… I dont want to hear your fucking excuses on WHY you flaked. I found out that Cumpuppet used to work at golf course. I asked him what he did and he said *I was Outside Operations* ok so Im thinking to myself he drove a desk and was piled up to his ass in paperwork. WRONG!! Cumpuppet was a fucking Cart bitch!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA To you non golfers this is the kiss ass that follows you around all day and gets you drinks,food, whatever you want Cumpuppet the Cart Bitch will get you!! He tried to lie and make it sound soooo extravagent. He also tried to name drop with a MLB team but that didnt impress me either. I

Cumpuppet #13 fucked up on his last session with a spelling error so I forced him to sing the ABC song…. OMG LOL what a show!! I made him jerk off while singing and he cannot do both at the same time haha! You see Cumpuppet is a stuck up asshole so this is very hard for him to do these humiliating things and I laugh the entire time. I told him that from now on he had to put in a PPR… (Puppet Plan request) if he planned on doing any outings. I will put in here that as I write this, Cumpuppet seems to have dissapeared and is going to get thrashed when he comes back.

I found out that Cumpuppet used to be married. He gave all sorts of lame ass excuses why it did not work out. I am guessing it is because he is so fucking boring WHO would want to be stuck with him? I asked Cumpuppet what else he owned besides his dildo and was surprised to find out he had a bottle of *Zodiak love oil, Carmel Chocolate fondue flavor* LMFAO I about died and made him read the bottle over and over again!! He said he used it for his *erotic massages* he gave his last girlfriend. I was laughing so damn hard I had tears coming out my eyes. I told Cumpuppet I wanted him to do a advertisement for the oil and I thought I would piss my panties listening to his stupid fucking sales pitch. Cumpuppet was dumb enough not to check his account before calling and one thing I HATE is to be interupted by the robot woman. I made him beat his ass with a comb for being so fucking stupid and I made him slap his face. I then had him shove his dildo up his ass and suffer while I let him get the stockings out that he has been DYING to hold. Cumpuppet bought a pair of my stockings from me and has been sniffing the envelope for a week hahaha! I had a lot of fun winding Cumpuppet up with the stockings and I want to say thank you for the beautiful candle you bought me, it is lovely and it is the way you should be treating the one and only ruler in your pathetic life. Also I want to let everyone know that Cumpuppet likes to hang out at the local sex shop. This is where he gets all his gear including admitting to have bought a blindfold and a pair of handcuffs *yawn* I also would like to tell everyone that he also rents all his porn at this store… L O S E R.

i will be here for your listening enjoyment till Saturday. Then I will be gone for the weekend. I am also around in the evenings now so if you need a evening appointment this is your chance! It wont last!!
This past week and weekend was fucking outstanding! As many of my regulars know, I am very, very, very good at mindfucking humiliation, gloryhole training, cuckold advice, jerk off instructions and small penis humiliation. I had three calls that were so much fun for me that I am going to write about them.

Clitia~ Came back! The last time I talked to this queer was last February. Like I said they all come back! Clitia is so entertaining I hardly feel like Im doing any work. Clitia is a total and complete queer faggot fucker. This fag is totally entertaining and always pushes the envelope right to the edge. Clitia was singing songs for me and then I had her hump her dildo like the whore she is. It was great to hear from you again Clitia and I hope you call back soon so we can do further fag bashings!

Candyman~ Yep the fat fuck tried to hide from me for the past three months but like I said…. they all come back!! HAHAHAHA! Candyman said he tried to stay away and joined weight watchers, what a dumb fuck! those *programs* are designed for you to spend MORE money as they dangle the carrot (in Candymans case the fucking chocolate bar) out in front of you and string you along with their slick marketing techniques. Save your money and call me! You will get a hell of lot better instruction and guidence along the way! I promise! LOL. I made Candyman do the one thing he HATES…. get on the scale while on the phone. The Pillsbury Doughboy is up to a whopping 470 lbs of fat blubber!! he lost 14 at weight watchers but packed it back on! Candyman is addicted to food and WILL ALWAYS BE A FAT LOSER. I like to talk to Candyman about the different foods in his country and I always share with him the delights of the USA. Candyman had never heard of Hostess products so I directed the fat fuck to their website to show him Twinkies.

Candyman said he would love to eat a entire box of Twinkies. I have no doubt that he would eat a entire truckload of them!! I already knew before I asked (but I LOVE to mind fuck) what Jabba the hut did for New Years eve….. totally predictable… *I sat home and watched TV and walked outside at midnight to see the fireworks* WOW what a fucking party animal the Candyman is!! As most of you I am a HUGE Movie buff. I asked The Candyman if he had gone to see any of the great films that are out right now. Again because my crystal ball was working fantastic this weekend I knew what he would say. *I am too fat to fit in a movie chair* HAHAHAHAHAHA yes it sucks being a half ton hippo!!! Candyman also cannot travel because his fat ass will not fit in a airplane seat. I would of loved if Candyman would of been on one of my flights! I used to work for a public airlines but now Im on a private charter service. I told him if he was on my flight I would make a big and loud announcement that he had to go back and buy TWO SEATS and ask him real loud if he needed a seat belt extention LOL.

Candyman asked me to send him a diet. I have sent it to him and doubt he will even make it on the first day. I am happy he is back as I do enjoy talking to him and making him feel like the big fat pile of crap he is!

Cumpuppet #13~ I think it is safe to say that Cumpuppet #13 will never view a football game in the same way again. What am I talking about? right now my favorite toy is Cumpuppet #13. He keeps fucking up though and I use it all against his pathetic ass. Do you know that this loser chose to hang out with men instead of call me? Not like I would deny him of his beer swigging wannabe fratboy friends, BUT when you tell me you are calling, you better call OR email me and let me know what is going on. Cumpuppet (like the Candyman) had another dozzy night for New Years. Because no woman would put up with his ass he *played cards* with his beer swigging wannabe fratboy friends till the wee hours of the morning. How pathetic is that?? V E R Y.

I tricked Cumpuppet big time yesterday during our session. He thought he was going to get off easy. I caught him in my trap and it snapped on his ass like it always does. The best part is he hands me the information so easily so its like taking candy from a baby LOL. I had Cumpuppet attend the very special *Jackie Bowl* football game. You wont find it on ESPN! I want to tell the entire Jackie Nation readers that Cumpuppet COULD NOT sing the National anthem. I dont know what it was LMAO he forgot the second verse six times and kept saying *Oh Fuck*… maybe it is because what I was making him do while singing LOL Cumpuppet is learning my rules and my ways and needs my direction more then anything else in his life. Cumpuppet I know you are reading this and probably wanting to touch your tool since Im publicly bashing the shit out of you…. your package you ordered is in the mail.. and like I already warned you DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be taking calls today and Tuesday. I will be gone on Wednesday but back to work Thursday and the entire weekend. If you need a special time please email me on Niteflirt and I will see what I can do.

I know its been awhile since I updated. The truth is I have been super busy and just have not had the time! All my favorite boys have been keeping me very busy with crazy phone sessions.

Rhino aka *Cumpuppet #13* just cannot stay away. He continues to spiral down the hole into my wicked web of deceit. Cumpuppet realizes now that there is no turning back and he is truly FUCKED. I love knowing that I am the only woman in his life and that no one else even comes close to my wicked mind and hardcore lashings. Cumpuppet #13 is awaiting his new dildo and he knows once he gets it that things will NEVER be the same.
I almost have him brainwashed into getting a chasity device. This will allow me to control him so he doesnt rub his nub when and if he feels like it! He will only do it when I say that it is allowable LOL I love my Cumpuppet, pulmonologist everytime we explore new things and I know I am the highlight of his day!

Funbuns~ Many of you ask about my jailhouse whore Funbuns. Yes he is still around and still under MY house arrest. Lately he has taken to showing up wearing his *uniform* as he calls it of this pathetic floral womans one piece bathing suit and a pair of blue spandex 1980s shorts LMAO what a tool! I always enjoy making Funbuns fuck his ass hard and furious with his dildo dong and making him the true jailhouse bitch! I am his Warden and he addresses me as Warden when we do our sessions. Im sure our next adventure will be great!

Tormented Fool~ Yep the ass clown is still around and still calling me on his way to work. The fool always tries this bullshit tactic of trying to live a normal life and *concentrating* (as he says) on his job and his wife. We both know when he hears my voice it puts him in lock down and he is fucked. His newest confession is that he is ONLY good for sucking NOT fucking hahahaha I would love to have this bitch in front of me with his mouth open sucking on a REAL mans cock while I rock his head back and forth from behind with my crotch while I kiss and play with the babe in front of me that he is blowing 🙂

The holidays are fast approching and I want to thank those of you who have already sent me wonderful gifts off my Amazon wishlist or sent me gift cards from various stores like Victoria’s Secret, bronchi Nordstroms, audiologist Macys and bath and body works. You still have PLENTY of time to spoil me and it would be a crime to forget your Mistress for the holidays!!




Wow what a fantastic and fun week I have had talking to all my favorite customers! First I must thank everyone that sent me tributes, dosage
presents, herbal
flowers, for sale
chocolates and electronic gift cards. This last week I received things from :

Rhino, Ashtrayboy, bligger, MissJ4ever, Apolo4, Cincin….

I wanted to make sure to thank everyone has the gifts started pouring in at the start of the month. You all have made your Mistress very happy!

Tormented Fool~ Yep he came back and was calling me every single morning until now (like many of you) have no privacy with all the holiday madness going on. Fool actually was getting up extra early and was RUNNING to his car in the morning hahahaha The only time this idiot can call is on his way to work. Sometimes he catches me on his way home and then he sits up drinking beer and drools over my pictures. The other day was fucking classic! We started talking about our Nylon games and turning him into a sissy bitch. I made him stop at Walmart on the way to work and buy two pairs of nylons with me on the phone. I originally wanted him to just get one but the fucker started wandering around the aisles of stockings and nylons and asked if he could get another pair LOL.

I told fool yes, that way we could put the suntan ones on the bottom hiding his leg hair and then the black tight control top pair on top, squeezing his pathetic excuse for a cock while I laugh and fuck with his head. Fool has been driving around with the nylons in the back of the car. He was SUPPOSE to leave his stupid office Christmas party early and call me from his hotel room. The fucker had a bunch of excuses and called me the next day to apologize. I had the bitch go and get the nylons out of his car and bring them into the room… funny thing is we got disconnected and he did not call back. I am thinking Fool is scared but I also know that he cannot resist me or stay away from me LOL you can run but you cannot hide!!!

Cumpuppet #13 There are no words for my intense sessions with this loser. He is a outstanding caller and I always look forward to twisting his brain while making him do stupid tasks with his dildo LOL Can you believe the fucker came home two days early from his holiday gathering because he missed me so much? HA! I love it! I also found out that Cumpuppet is a sorry ass alcoholic and he had the nerve to ask if I knew what Yuengling beer was! This redneck jack off drinks Miller Lite YUCK YUCK YUCK. Cumpuppet had the nerve to say he had to make a *Man adjustment* while on his fun holiday travels and I lit into his ass my own special style and had him so fucked up he could not even complete a sentance. I went from purring sex kitten to Drill Instructor in about 10 seconds. I treat Cumpuppet like a wild animal out in the woods….I am a predator, I hunt him down and capture him.. and he is my trophy. Cumpuppet is in a hurt locker right now because the skidmark sent me a email that was sloppy and had a ton of typos, your dead meat loser!

I met a new caller on Christmas Eve named Ginger! OMG did we have some fun!! Drinking and talking and laughing about anything and everything. Ginger is a big black cock lover. This slut wanted me to use my voice to play mind games. I basically brainwashed the whore and had her saying all sorts of things LOL I love taking total and complete control over the entire situation..and boy did I ever fuck with her!! hahahaha I look forward to many more fun times with this PIG.

I know its been awhile since I updated. The truth is I have been super busy and just have not had the time! All my favorite boys have been keeping me very busy with crazy phone sessions.

Rhino aka *Cumpuppet #13* just cannot stay away. He continues to spiral down the hole into my wicked web of deceit. Cumpuppet realizes now that there is no turning back and he is truly FUCKED. I love knowing that I am the only woman in his life and that no one else even comes close to my wicked mind and hardcore lashings. Cumpuppet #13 is awaiting his new dildo and he knows once he gets it that things will NEVER be the same.
I almost have him brainwashed into getting a chasity device. This will allow me to control him so he doesnt rub his nub when and if he feels like it! He will only do it when I say that it is allowable LOL I love my Cumpuppet, cialis sale everytime we explore new things and I know I am the highlight of his day!

Funbuns~ Many of you ask about my jailhouse whore Funbuns. Yes he is still around and still under MY house arrest. Lately he has taken to showing up wearing his *uniform* as he calls it of this pathetic floral womans one piece bathing suit and a pair of blue spandex 1980s shorts LMAO what a tool! I always enjoy making Funbuns fuck his ass hard and furious with his dildo dong and making him the true jailhouse bitch! I am his Warden and he addresses me as Warden when we do our sessions. Im sure our next adventure will be great!

Tormented Fool~ Yep the ass clown is still around and still calling me on his way to work. The fool always tries this bullshit tactic of trying to live a normal life and *concentrating* (as he says) on his job and his wife. We both know when he hears my voice it puts him in lock down and he is fucked. His newest confession is that he is ONLY good for sucking NOT fucking hahahaha I would love to have this bitch in front of me with his mouth open sucking on a REAL mans cock while I rock his head back and forth from behind with my crotch while I kiss and play with the babe in front of me that he is blowing 🙂

The holidays are fast approching and I want to thank those of you who have already sent me wonderful gifts off my Amazon wishlist or sent me gift cards from various stores like Victoria’s Secret, diagnosis Nordstroms, more about Macys and bath and body works. You still have PLENTY of time to spoil me and it would be a crime to forget your Mistress for the holidays!!


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What a fantastic busy week! You boys are really calling me up with some very fun and dark dirty desires and secrets! Lets face it when you want the best in phone domination you know who to call! I have soooo much fun doing verbal bashings, gonorrhea phone humiliation, phthisiatrician forced cock sucking, small penis humiliation, cuckold boys in training and all the evil dark confessions you have in the back of your mind that you are too scared to let out in the open.

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Lets talk about my newest pigeon… my Tormented FOOL. I know he is reading this and looking at the photo above of the sexy nylons. Tormented FOOL called on his way home from work and drove around in circles to stay on the phone with me. He confessed his dark secrets of being tortured many years ago by a Domme who made him drop out of college so he could work while forcing him to sign up for credit card accounts and she put his ass in control top pantyhose and put him in debt for $20,000. Fool left me wonderful feedback and my evil laugh has drawn him back into that time period. He admits he is spiraling out of control and cannot help himself, he has crawled into the long line of sub boys who worship me and his next step is to start his SLOB training hahahahahah he will be unatractive and also wear his pantyhose to work. He has to wear CONTROL TOP ONLY! why you ask? because it pushes on his pathetic loser hard on and only gives him half a orgasm LMAO! This pud puller got sooo worked up he went into the local grocery store and jacked off in the Mens room. I was dying with laughter listening to the other customers taking a piss and washing their hands probably wondering what the fuck this idiot is doing locked into the shitter talking on the phone… yep he pretended he was talking to someone at work, such a pussy but sooo much fun to Torment and FUCK OVER. I cannot wait for the games to continue.

Obedientsub sure got his eyes full this weekend as he sat and played my world famous Jack off game!! He also bought many of my private photos and tormented himself with them begging for more! I love playing pay to view games with you boys and Im always happy to hear about how much you love my videos.

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My sexy boot boy from Scotland, LOVED the accent! he had a pair of boots with him and her fucked the boots on the floor and jerked off until he popped out a puddle on the boots.. he wanted to eat his cum but chickened out at the last moment, thats ok, once you are in my trap and call back more and more their is NO escape from me!

I want to thank my DVD buying slave for getting me all six seasons of OZ and the new show Mad Men…. I just finished watching Weeds season three and just finished the last of OZ. I love things about Prison life, this series was fantastic and never boring! I see on my wishlist you have bought more dvds, thank you *GH* you are the best!

Update on the Candyman………………..
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As many of you have read, I have the Candyman chained up and eating like a fucking pig till he went back to work yesterday. I spoke to him on Saturday and he was whining about being locked into the chains and being kept as a pig. I had him get on the scale and he tipped it at 399 lbs!!! My goal is to keep him fat and unattractive. This jerk off has never had sex with ANYONE but his hand and suffers from E.D. yep he cant get it up! HAHAHAHAHA anyhow the Candyman was one pound from his goal weight of 400 lbs. He told me not to sound so happy that he has gotten so disgusting. Im VERY happy and I have mindfucked his ass into eating and drinking beer and turning into a total sloppy asshole. I asked him how his furniture is holding up, he said his bed is starting to creak and make funny noises, I would say he is cracking the foundation in his house LOL. I had this fat fuck call me on Sunday… and drum roll please….
he weighed in at 404.3 lbs of BLUBBER! what a fucking fat pile of shit!! I had him popping beers and I could just FEEL his scared and shamed vibes all the way from Denmark. He was whining and telling me his work clothes do not fit. I dont care and told him to wear them no matter how tight and stupid they looked, it is not as though anyone cares or wants to check his fat ass out! Monday… yesterday was the pigs first day back to work after laying around for two weeks doing nothing but EATING. He said it is very hot in Denmark right now and the office he works in has no air conditioning, now me being a very air conditioned type of woman cannot understand or fathom sitting in a room that is not climate controlled. Anyways this fat ass is sweating and dripping all over the place because hes so huge and he can hardly take the heat. I asked him what he had eaten so far and he told me two big bowls of Oatmeal, a triple sized hamburger with fries, 2 gallons of Pepsi and five Mars bars…. can you even imagine putting such crapola in your mouth? No wonder hes getting to be the size of a BLIMP. My next goal I have set is 425 lbs. I imagine the slob looking like the below photo… so disgusting.

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From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

Bitch Joanie was a total fun call. I love talking to forced fem sissy bitches wh ohave to clean, mycoplasmosis cook and fluff up their wives boyfriends cocks while being dressed up like a total and complete whore. Joanie has great manners and made me laugh whle telling me her tales of what she has to go through everyday and I think his wife is fantastic for forcing it upon him!!

Sissy2be~ I wrote about her last week and she called yesterday telling me she went to the adult store and bought her dildo. The clerk finally had to ask him what he was looking for and what kind of things he would be doing. He told the sales girl Beth that his Miss Jackie had sent him down to get a dildo and she took him to a nice selection of ones that have balls and a suction cup to put on the headboard or the wall!!! very nice choice!!! We have officially started our cocksucking lessons and sissy did a great job and asked about the movie booths that were in the adult store. i told sissy that as soon as she masters the art of cock sucking we will move her on to the booths. I always enjoy talking to Sissy2be and look forward to taking her further into sissyhood.

THE CANDY MAN from Denmark… OMG ROTFLMFAOPMP… this fat piece of shit called me two times yesterday because he is fat, lonely and ugly and woman hate him. He eats five Mars bars a day and said the prostitutes do not even like him LMAO. The fucker sent me a tribute and I was laughing because it took away from his CANDY FUND HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Here are the Candy Mans stats… 5 feet two inches tall weight 312 fucking pounds of blubber. He loves when I make fun of how fat and nasty he is and oh shock shock he has a tiny small pecker. I told him I was going to keep him eating till he blows up lol. He was eating the most revolting snack yesterday.. I told him to get his chocolate stash out and you know what he gets? He starts putting GOBS of fucking butter on bread and THEN puts big gobs of chocolate for the *sandwich filling* OMG I about barfed listening to him eat like a fucking slob and I made him eat three of those and then he started complaining to me that he had JUST eaten a ENTIRE pan of lasanga. I asked the fat ass why didnt he buy a single serving size and he told me its cheaper to buy a family size box.. nice excuse lard ass but guess what? you ate the entire thing so you didnt save MONEY. This fat ass says he HATES dieting and eats big huge burgers and fries everday at his job and then stuffs his face as soon as he gets home. He uses food to comfort himself because woman RUN from him and he wonders WHY that happens LOL anyways he called back later on last night and told me he had some vodka with him. He said he loved my recording I have about forced intox so I made him do vodka shots while we were on the phone and he was whining that it was late in Denmark (WOW 8 pm!!! what a party boy this sack of shit is!!) but then would turn around and complain he DIDNT want to go to bed that he wanted to keep talking to me the Goddess… hahahaa I have taken the words from a favorite movie of mine Willy Wonka and changed them for my new fat CANDY MAN LOLOLOL

Now here are the lyrics that Ive added my own changes LMAO just for this fat ass caller!!

Who likes to call Miss Jackie
could it be you?
Cover your fat ass in chocolate
and gain a pound or two

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes his world taste good

Who can take a Hamburger
gulp it with a sigh
Soak it with some coke
and eat a bunch of French fries

The candyman?

: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with cheap vodka and makes the world taste good

Your fat ass makes
Everything you bake
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your disgusting wishes
Your such a fucking pig you eat your dishes.

Who cant go on a diet
Because hes a fat slob
Cries and eats till tommorro
And plays with his little knob

The candyman

The Candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it cheap vodka
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman is a nasty fat slob.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you 🙂

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.
Super busy and have not had time to update my blog! but Im back and ready for action! Ive been taking tons of calls and lots of instant message sessions from airports, view
bedrooms, misbirth
hotel rooms and offices while you boys are on the job!!

Dorky Dougie called a few weeks ago and he was soooooooooo much fun!!! he likes to imagine being on one of my flights and being in the bathroom on the plane and wacking off his pathetic dick while I tell all the other flight attendents about what a Loser he is!! He also wants to wear a big *L* on his forehead while on the plane LOL always a great and fun caller!

Easytomilk~ My Italian Moron… OMG he so easy to fuck over and tease! he has almost completed my Boobalicious Jack off game and I got to finally talk to him on the phone all the way from Rome, angina
I love listening to his accent and the way he drools over my photos while jerking his dick, he is a true Jackie worshipping machine.

Funbuns~ Well funbuns has been missing and now I know why. Funbuns popped off at his parole officer and was thrown back in jail for two months solid. His parole officer knows how bad he wants to be thrown in general population so she made it a point to make sure the bitch boy was in solitary confinement again LOL when he called me he had on his gay blue spandex tights and still has those stirrups he put on the end of his bed so he can spread his slut legs and be a pussy boy while being slammed by his dildo dong. He had one more request before we got started that made me laugh… he requested a last phone call before being put in his *cell* a little funny jailhouse humor and thats what I love about Funbuns hes such a funny BITCH.

I got a call from Ted the big black cock lover, some of my favorite calls include you fags that worship and love big black cock. You see big black cock rules the world, it fucks your wives and girlfriends and you can NEVER compare to it, Ted cannot get enough of big black cock and he is off to get some for real and will report back very soon with all the cum filled details, what a cumslut he is.

Small dicked guy, with three inches, you know who you are OMG I was dying laughing at him. He is considering paying out the ass for penal implantation of his pathetic cock, I told him that at best because hes so fucking small that he could only go up to 6 inches because the surgeon would need MORE SKIN to give him a real mans cock which I consider to be 9 INCHES or above! this guy had me rolling telling me about the forms he had to fill out and one of the questions was how big are you now? he was suppose to fax these documents back to the office but he pussied out like a bitch and now he is trying to get up the courage to step outside his pathetic world and get the surgery done.

The Candy Man~ My fat ass from Denmark, well he called a few days ago and then started whining about how much money he spent on his call, guess what? I DONT FUCKING CARE, you dont have a life, you have no wife or girlfriend so if I cut into your fatboy food budget I dont give a shit! Candy Man did leave me a nice tribute but needs to start telling me when he needs to end his session, that goes for everyone I speak with. I do not try to keep you on the phone for hours and hours, I understand people have things to do and budgets to keep so dont ever call me and think Im going to try and fuck you over by keeping you on the phone with mindless and pointless chatter, thats why I have such a high customer fan base.. Im a Pro at what I do! anyways candyman send this menu that he has been doing LOL

Morning
10 ounces of oatmeal
1 or 2 ounce of sugar
about 1 qt whole milk
1/2 stick of butter ( just startet with this) taste great

Lunch
pitza or burger with french fries

Dinner
2 pound lasange
or
mcdonalds drive in big size french fries milk shake and a 1 quater pounder burger and 2 hamburgers

and then the mars bars not less than 5

This fat fuck has gained super poundage from doing this special diet I have him on LOL he was already drinking Carlsberg Beer early in the day and had drank 4 by the time I got him on the phone, he drinks two of them every morning before going to work, total slob he is. He now weighs in at a disgusting 331 lbs of blubber. He cannot button his pants and begged me to let him slow down on his *diet* I told him NO, hes a fat slob and he does emotional eating so fuck him, I hope he blows up. Funny thing when he called he had on a big fat man sized tshirt and his underpants… he does not wear any pants in his house because they do not fit and they are too fucking tight LOL He told me with summer coming he is worried about the hot weather because he refuses to wear shorts because his legs are soooo fucking nasty.

Did I mention before that Candyman also has E. D.??? yep his cock is broken and will not work and he is too fucking scared to go to the doctor about it LOL he cannot get his tiny dick to get hard and he is soo embarressed about it he would just die to see this on my blog for the entire world to read!!!! Check out this fat ass dancing.. it reminds me of my Candyman!

I will be available all weekend long so catch me while you can!!! I will take calls everyday till Thursday and then I am off to a motorcycle race for memorial day..if any of you are racers I would love to talk to you as I am very active and a umbrella girl for some of the riders!!


I can tell from the flood of calls that you boys have missed me while I was gone last week. I hope all of you had a great Memorial Day weekend and none of you did anything stupid LOL I want to thank *VR* for the fantastic pool party he paid for and the donation he made for new sexy swimsuits and summer outfits from Victorias secret.. your such a good little pay puppet *VR*.

Funbuns called last week and he was in shackles. He pissed off his parole officer again and she got pissed off and put him in shackles to teach him a lesson for being such a smart mouthed whore! I did get him in his famous stirrups he has on his bed and we fucked him up the ass with his favorite dildo like the bend over bitch he is! Thank you Funbuns for always making me laugh and have so much fun during our sessions.

The Candyman.. poor Candyman is in dire straits right now…his bank yanked his Visa card and changed it to some funky shit from Denmark and now he cannot call till he gets another card.. he is depressed and desperate wanting to get a hold of me and continues to stuff his fat face as directed by me. Fat, endocrinologist
lonely and no pussy makes a very bad combination LMAO hope to talk to you soon Candyman.

Cumface… Im sure you are stuck in financial fuckery and thats why I have not heard from you, I know you do read my blog so I want to say that many of your followers or shall I say mine have been asking about you and want to know when you will be back in action sucking cock after cock in those stinky, dirty, cum stained booths hahahahahaha.

Lilian~ A new sissy in my Sissy school who is the perfect little Miss Manners. Miss Manners has more sexy lingerie then I do as well as shoes and that is A LOT!!! I want to thank Miss Manners for all the shopping spree and spa certificate she sent to me, you rock girlfriend!

Today is Friday and I will be taking calls all weekend long. If you lack privacy I also do online chat sessions via yahoo messanger. This is a fantastic way to get around the wife or girlfriend and we can have a LOT of fun! for those of you who keep asking YES I will watch YOU on cam!!
hope to talk to you soon.